The Senile Test
 

It's that time of year to take your Annual Senior Citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.







Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.











1. What do you put in a toaster?























Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.









2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.








3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?






















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.













4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack-dab in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. "Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?




















Answer: You don't bury survivors.







If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop NOW! If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.







5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales... In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on... In Swindon, two people get off and four get on... In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on... In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on... In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on... You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?




















Answer: "Oh, for crying out loud!"








Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

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Last one got me -_- I thought it was an arithmetic. And though I answered "green bricks" for number three, I am correct because green house was stated as two words in the question, not one.

Sad to say:

"I'm going senile" lol

Yeah, apparently cows drink milk in my home country. I'm senile.

I apparently fail to see anything wrong with burying survivors...alive.

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Exactly. "Greenhouse" is the one made of glass, a "green house" is... well, a house that is green.

I did the same thing, for that same reason.

On the first one I really felt the temptation to say toast, strange that I have the others correct (altho green house the same like the two before me) and I've heard the last one before.

Another Part
 

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend
the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper, and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?
Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...








































He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."

If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.

I've got mine shutting down right now.

yay I was smart enough for that one. ^_^

wtf.....when'd they start putting bread in toasters?!

A long time ago. The bread goes in and the toast comes out.

Amazing!!!
^_^

After reading through the questions, and answering them, I don't feel my senility has been confirmed. My stupidity, on the other hand...
I need to stop working at Sears. It's taking a toll on me.

I am senile...
Senile looks like Penile...with an S...
Cheap joke, because its going to be a crappy day.

Zero Wrong! I Win!

ha ha penile!

I said Penile out loud and giggle for 10 minutes...God today has been as shitty as i thought it was gonna be... :(

Sorry to hear that....but at least you got a laugh somewhere. I know this is like a week old now.

Two mistakes! But I had to count the 'green house' question even though I was suspicious about it at first.

The thing about senility is....

uhm....

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damn. I could probably hie my own easter Eggs.