All aboard the Goth SUB culture!
 

I say we buy an old submarine, retrofit it for our own use and become quite literaly the Goth SUB culture. Then no one will complain if we put the music too loud (except when it's nap time).

Sounds good to me. :)

You have to let Cicero be the submarine captain. She has her eye set on a pirate ship but I think this will do nicely.

What needs to be brought on board?

Oh, yay. GothQuest DSV.

U-5666?

....

The Hunt for Dark October

G-19: Widowmaker

Das Boots !

Crimson Tithe

:D

Speaking of pirate ships...
Is anyone else repulsed at the quick cash-in effort known as "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"?

All our CD collections, some vinyl, and some High-quality equipment to listen to it with, Lots of Dryell, some DJ's, lots of Lysol and boot polish, a couple of seamstresses and sewing machines, electric hair clippers, and plenty of musical instruments.

And when it becomes time for radio-silence, a library of literature and implements of writing.

And you guys could use the LF transmitter to broadcast your goth music to the world. Let's take out the torpedoes out of their tubes and the missiles out of their silos, disarm them, and use them for clothes closets!

I like this idea! Can we go to tahiti? We could disarm all the Navys of the world and float peacufully while reading classic literature. Oh dear, I'm in hippie mode.

I hate submarines. *shrugs* I'll join though.

I'm in! And I just so happen to be (among other things) a seamstress! I'm also quite handy with a wrench so almost any mechanical (or electrical even) problem we have, I'll be able to fix! Just let me know when we leave port!

*sings* we all live in a crimson submarine, crimson submarine, crimson submarine...we all live in a crimson submarine, crimson submarine, crimson submarine....

But I wanted a black one . . . . oh pooh

I'm in. I shall have to bring some music. Aikaryu and Candy Spooky Theater come to mind. Among others.

line the subs insides with velvet, make a dance floor, and I'll bring the absinthe!

Not really. They had announced they were going to release them fairly quickly. I don't see what the problem would be if it's still good. I heard they were actually filming this one while they were filming the second or something.

Shaweet! And i'll man the projectors for the wide-screen entertainment! I'll bring the computers! And tacos, you need tacos for a submarine!

Hell yeah you need Tacos!

I'll bring the candy and punch. We'll all have a party! Woohooo! Party in the sub!

The modified version of the lyrics from that famous song...

On the net where I logged in,
Lived some crazies who went to sea,
And we all moved in with them,
To the land of submarines...

So we sailed down to the sand,
Till we found a comfy cave,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our inky submarine,

We all live in a black submarine,
black submarine, black submarine,
We all live in a sable submarine,
sable submarine, sable submarine,

And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play.

(Cue Goth music)

We all live in a black submarine,
black submarine, black submarine,
We all live in a sable submarine,
sable submarine, sable submarine,

(weird sounds)

As we live a life of ease,
Everyone of us has all we need (has all we need)
No more trolls (no more trolls) and beautiful goths (beautiful goths)
In our somber (in our somber) submarine (submarine. Waaaah!)

We all live in a black submarine,
black submarine, black submarine,
We all live in a sable submarine,
sable submarine, sable submarine,

We all live in a somber submarine,
sable submarine, black submarine.(fade)

Original lyrics copyrighted by The Beatles
Modified lyrics copyright of Dancing_in_rain
Please ask for permission before using elsewhere. I know where you live. I will find you if you use these "goth" lyrics on some other site. *evil laugh*

:: Doing GIR impersonation ::

YEAH, LOTS OF TACOS!! GOING FOR A RIDE IN A GOTH SUBMARINE, WHEEEE!!

Can I sing the "Doom Doom" song too? :D

Oooh, I'm in for sure! I'll provide Opera matinees for anyone interested! ;) Alternatively, I could just wail my way through the ever- popular "Phantom of the Opera" music. Anyone want to be my Phantom?

I'm in! We'd better start fund raising now though, the last submarines my governement bought cost us 180-someodd million dollars for three...and they caught fire and killed 2 people. So methinks we'll want to get a bit more money, and not buy the British Navy's old equipment.

Don't forget about the taquitos.

What if it was a replica of Jules Verne's Nautilus?

Who do you think we could get enough money from?

Valerius. He said he's gonna be rich soon.

Easy, Bill Gates, of course. I mean, he's always trying to tell people he gives lots of money to charity - we goths need a bit of charity sometimes too, don't you think? ;)