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AlKilyu 10-03-2005 01:14 AM

Is This Real? (WARNING VERY SAD AND GRAPHIC!!)
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005450117,00.html

I am physically nasious, and I want someone to pay.

You can sign the petition here.

spookypurple 10-03-2005 02:19 AM

I dunno how familiar you are with that particular 'newspaper', but it's one that prints wildly bizarre and largely untrue articles just to get readers stirred up. The term "Sun reader" in England is actually a term of abuse. Don't get me wrong, I really pray that this article IS one of the fabricated ones. The paper has a long and 'glorious' tradition of inciting racial hatred against the French. They kind of miss the point that they're largely preaching to the converted!! LOL! I agree this article is desperately upsetting. I hope it's not true.

Ghost-Damora's Aprentice 10-03-2005 02:45 AM

that is so disgusting they should be in so much shit .... just yuck ,,..... why would they do such a thing....

~Ghost~

edible_eye 10-03-2005 05:02 AM

it's france.

perhaps their frustration over being pussies for so long has bizarrely backfired and they're now taking their aggressions out against stray dogs, figuring that somehow, that will negate the title of pussy their country has been given. not only a nation of cowards are they, but it would seem they are also a nation of idiotic dolts. after all, when a cat fights back against a dog, people look at the cat a little differently. they must be convinced the rest of the world is calling them "pussy", as in "cat".

stupid, fuckin' french.

http://www.geocities.com/just_anothe...Sucks-flag.jpg

Disfunction 10-03-2005 07:23 AM

C'est domage que je suis francais.

TStone 10-03-2005 08:10 AM

Eh, I smell bullshit. Having gone shark fishing with puppies, I can say the hook in that picture is entirely too small, and the rigging just makes no sense whatsofuckingever. First, you might hook through the nose to guide the line, but depending on if you were using an uprigger, downrigger, a ballon, or a kite to troll with, you’d want to wrap the canine fully around the body with steel gauge cable with set hooks about every six inches, because when the shark bites…with those teeth dear…and he shows them…pearly whites…

There’s no fucking way you could set the hooks in that mongrels nose, because the shark will strike from back to head, which will leave the fisherman with only a decapitated dog head, and no shark.

Then again, maybe the French are that stupid, but I’ll give them a little credit.

AlKilyu 10-03-2005 08:29 AM

That's not funny TStone. Not at all.

TStone 10-03-2005 08:47 AM

Considering the news article and the picture, I rather thought it was.

AlKilyu 10-03-2005 08:51 AM

Apparently.

MrMaelstrom 10-03-2005 10:25 AM

The Sun?!!!! You surely don't mean the english Sun has suddenly turned into a credible news source... ...er... ...do you?

There are tabloids in the US as well, like The News Of The World. aren't there?

I say we find another source before we ship the statue back and demand a refund for Louisiana. :P

freedom fries... ...chuckles...
(I bet the belgians are still pissed off over the mistake of calling them french in the 1st place)

post scriptum Not to mention that the hooks through that bit of the snout either went right through the upper jaw bone (which I very much doubt), or were just put through the dogs upper lip (which makes me doubt it would have held the dog through the water without ripping the lip loose. But let me run the numbers through Deep Thought and I;ll get back to you on this in about 10 000 000 years time. :)

AlKilyu 10-03-2005 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

I say we find another source before we ship the statue back and demand a refund for Louisiana. :P


http://coolsmilies.net/happy/roller2.gif

MrMaelstrom 10-03-2005 11:09 AM

Me funny. :D

AlKilyu 10-03-2005 11:52 AM

Ya you make Al laugh like when him tickle sabertooth. ^_^


fyi I pray you and TStone are right on this. I'd gladly eat crow on this, or at least a tofu alternative, much like ToFurkey.

MrMaelstrom 10-03-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlKilyu
I'd gladly eat crow on this.

Brandon Lee is dead Al, let it go, you perverted necrophiliac. :D

Does the sentence mean you'd be willing to eat crow if it turns out to be a fake, or that you'd eat crow for it to be fake? I really wanna know...

Disfunction 10-03-2005 01:29 PM

I have a feeling there'd be some bit of a public outcry over this. As much as people seem to rag on the French, they are human just like anyone else. My logic sense is tingling, and it's telling me bullshit. Much like the Toronto Sun.... or the Ottawa Sun in Canada.

It's juuust barely above the National Enquirer status. My right index finger hurts. Sorry guys, but I'm just going to have to leave this one where it is and take my ailment to the whining forum.

spookypurple 10-03-2005 02:29 PM

Yes! I didn't like to mention The National Enquirer, but you've pretty much hit the nail on the head. The Sun is about on that level for hard-hitting investigative journalism. The paper deliberately has whole "French bashing" campaigns where you can collect coupons for tshirts with 'witty' anti French slogans. Theirs is a world where 'big hearted Sun readers' (and that's a quote) are (so the paper says) solely responsible for saving most of the world. And did you know the reading age for it is 11? Draw your own conclusions. Oh, and BTW, I'm half Belgian and I don't like being called French. Nothing political. Just geographical. Like New Zealand and Australia. Or Canada and America. Or ... oh, I dunno. Bound to be somewhere else.

AlKilyu 10-03-2005 03:13 PM

Again, I really really want this to be fake.

The reason I found it was it was linked from Drudge Report...

Aurecante 10-03-2005 11:56 PM

WTF?!

They're bastard everywere: in France, in UK, in Japan (whales hunting!) and sadly all over our beautifull planet.
Please don't generalize.


Signed: a "french" anarchist who dream of a world without country.

MrMaelstrom 10-04-2005 09:03 AM

Nous savons, ma petite, nous savons qui'lya de connards dans tout le monde. soyez bienvenue, alors, did you introduce yourself in the proper place? Merci beaucoup.

spookypurple 10-04-2005 10:30 AM

Aurecante, just wanted to check something (as it's tricky to gauge irony etc without hearing someone's voice). Did you really mean "They're bastard everywere....
Please don't generalize." You know, like when someone says "I've told you a thousand times, don't exaggerate"? I don't want to misinterpret what you said. J'espere aussi, que l'histoire n'est pas vrai, mais, toujours, il y'aura des idiots qui pense que le monde n'a pas aucun valeur.

Aurecante 10-04-2005 02:41 PM

Sorry, i mean "there are bastards everywere". (ie: "not just in France")

If you want to know, this story was on every french tv news yesterday: everybody (me included) seem chocked by it. The SPA (french RSPCA) launch a worldwide petition against this thing.
But what also piss me off is the title of this thread: just because some sick men torture dogs, you have to hate an entire country?

MrMaelstrom, i will introduce myself this week when i'll have free time :)

spookypurple 10-05-2005 10:51 AM

Thank you for that, Aurecante. As for me, I think any kind of hate is waste of time, and, ultimately, damages oneself most. But as for racial hatred, I would always try to meet every single member before I decide whether or not I like the race... So if anyone asks if I hate the French/English/whatever, I have to honestly reply "No. I haven't met them all yet." And, as you say 'there are bastards everywhere.'

edible_eye 10-05-2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aurecante
But what also piss me off is the title of this thread: just because some sick men torture dogs, you have to hate an entire country?

aw, don't worry, aurecante. i can't speak for anyone else but i hate the french (two-faced, backstabbing, cowardly bastards) for much more than just the fact they torture dogs (and i don't find this report surprising in the least) - and i suppose i'm talking about the french government primarily when i say that, although i'm not too fond of the citizenry either.

your country has pissed on america and the supposed "friendship" we shared for the last time, in my eyes.

as your people say - c'est la vie.

spookypurple 10-05-2005 12:21 PM

But they do make nice almond meringues.

edible_eye 10-05-2005 12:35 PM

maybe. and if so, i hope you enjoy it spooky.

i'll take a lemon meringue over that anyday - a nice, home-made, american lemon meringue pie. yum.


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