My wee wee smells like peanuts.
 

I have no idea why.

Bathe!!!!!

God, you remind me of my ex.... I don't know if I hate you or if I'm attracted to you.

You want to have my babies, you're just afraid to admit it.

It's OK to hate me, though.

Wow Duck, you managed to go a whole day without trolling. However did you do it?

I was tripping on some awesome acid. I made music and had no idea what was going on.

Don't you ever get tired of all the drug use? It sounds as though it loses it's fun after awhile.

I'm usually too stoned to notice / care.

Well...if it works for you, I guess.

Yup! Plus, I make awesome music when I'm off.

This thread reminds me of a joke having to do with Cheetos.

Stop eating peanuts while watching porn.

I really don't like you Duck.

I don't like me either. Let's start a club :) !

Crying, play nice.

Duckie, don't goad.

Well, I'm not going to not goad, if that's not what you don't mean.

You are absolutely impossible Duck. Someone on here is going to hunt you down one of these days.

I live within easy distance...

Psyche......if you kill Duck, you'll upset the balance. Every village needs an idiot.

Besides, imprisonment isn't very fun.

I never said I'd kill him. Hell, I quite like having him around, but I bet he'd be fun to push around a little... besides, any excuse to go to Ireland and have some fresh Guinness.

I'm the ONLY fun one here! Without me, this will be all threads that are like "How Goth is your favourite cup?", "Gothy Goth Gothgoth?", "I use black floss, because I am Goth", "Emo people are not Goth." so on so forth.

Point made, and Duckie once again validates his existance.

Ew. Beer. Baileys though, yay!

Remember Bloopie? He was fun. What happened to him? Did Miss MollyMac finally stick a pike through his heart?

He was banned.

Guinness is stout, not beer!

Whatever. My family still drinks it, and it's still fucking nasty.

Yeah, I looked Bloopie up...*sniff* Poor boy. Though I notice Ghetto Goth has not reared her head in forever. She was a stupid troll, and fun to poke at.

And I'm a fun troll?
Out of interest, what EXACTLY entails one to be a troll?