In this thread, you will boost my ego...
 

By telling me how awesome I am.

Begin.

Duckman, you are so awesome you make Count Duckula seem positively lame by comparison.

(I wonder if I can redeem such a compliment for Karma?)

Why thank you, although my ego STILL needs boosting. I'm not QUITE big headed enough.

Duckman you are absolutely brilliant,and with such a sense of humour too.Is THAT enough,or does your head still fit through the door?(Actually I do enjoy your sense of humour)

Duckman, I hate you and you seriously annoy me.

Hey, emo lady, stop spamming my thread, this is supposed to BOOST my ego!

P.S. Yeah, I can still support my head freely, without having something to rest it on besides my neck.

I didn't want to boost your ego. And apparently you don't need it. Because from other threads you seem to be doing just fine.

And I still hate you and you still annoy me.

*chuckle* Duckman probably has webbed feet.

It would make you swim faster, which is cool if you're being chased by sharks.

Well, that's fine with me. Just so you know, I love you and want to have your babies.

That's my boyfriend you want to have babies with. And I'm afraid he will only be making MY babies and you can't have him.

How did you know?!?!?

Yeah, that was directed at you, but it messed up.

Oh, okay.

And um like I said only Seek will be making my babies. I wouldn't let you impregnate me with Duck children. I want to have semi-cute kids.

I'll have you know that I have ALL KINDS of women CLAMOURING to get with me!

Or was that Brad Pitt... I can't remember...

My point is that I feel we have this connection, and I am truly in love with you and am willing to push babies out my wee wee hole for you.

I am sorry to hear that. Because that disgusts me, and I have standards, and I have my lovely boyfriend.

And I am sure that with ALL THOSE WOMEN you can find another that you have a real connection with.

Wow, in the end your wee wee hole will be THIS BIG!!!!

*streches arms*

I could fit a light bulb in it!

Some people take what Tha duckman says to seriously..and If you dont like him remeber there's the option of not talking to him =O
Oh btw Tha Duckman rocks!!!!! ( theres a boost =P)

I wish people WOULD stop taking me seriously. And also that they'd take that advice.

Thanks for Tha Boost, Dragon person.

You need to get a awesome avatar for yourself.

I can't be bothered, but I might throw up my favourite duck picture...

Tha Duckman, we love your awesomeness. Please post a picture of yourself so we can see the awesome person you are.

I already did. It's here.

Very good pic of you, Tha Duckman. You finally got an avatar, very good ^^