The hardcore story thread.
 

No, not pr0n, you dirty fuckers!

One word at a time, so long as it makes sense. It's fun, and you can come up with some neat-o stuff. You're only allowed to read the last word posted. Every five pages, the story will be made into one post, and then we carry on.

First word :

A

monkey ..............

comb

........................

Can't




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splatter .........

Head


..............

Off
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Jesus

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was

.~.~.~.~

just


..........

wrong

...........

due

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to

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emo's
........

weeping

.........

pus

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beneath
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the .

lungs

.........

. Penguins

eagerly

............

arose
...........

from

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superfluous

cabbage

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