Fetishes and Sexual Quirks (X-rated)
 

I'm a pervert. A dirty, dirty pervert... and so are you. But how?

Fetishes - obvious stuff. Leather, corsets, high heels (especially on leather boots). Suspender sets look unbelievable on some girls. I'm also pretty into BDSM (I'm a dom) - bondage, caning, spanking, that kind of stuff. My gf lets me hit her in the face during sex, she's awesome. :D (She's into it too, in case you hadn't guessed, I didn't just kidnap her.) She also likes being choked and held down and what the lady likes, the lady gets, although I sometimes don't choke her as hard as she'd like. This is due to the worry I'll wind up explaining myself to a crew of paramedics.

Sexual quirks - neither of us really like kissing. I was so glad to find out she wouldn't want to sit on the sofa kissing for hours, that'd be like a nightmare. Boring, tedious and more effort than it's worth. We kiss for like fifteen seconds once a week or so at a guess.

Now tell me I'm not the sickest man (or woman) in the room by sharing your own fetishes and sexual quirks.

Don't really have anything weird, to be honest. I like the regular shit, PVC and latex, blah blah blah. I like the feeling of being crushed. And asphyxiation is hot. I dunno. And I dig certain outfits for reason. I have no idea why or where that stems from. And older chicks, too. For as long as I can remember, I've always been into chicks that were older than I am. Even when I just got into girls.I like blood play, but obviously that's a hard one to do, what with most people thinking it's odd. I like dominant ladies, mainly because I'm a loser and can't do anything for myself besides make shit music and act like a retard online.

I think that's basically it.

I'd love to try blood play but she's apprehensive and I can't blame her - we don't use a safety word (they're for pussies dood!) and I sometimes get a little carried away. I've made her cry in a bad way before.

It was friggin' HOT.

Actually most men into the scene seem to like dommes (dom women). I don't know why, maybe because being a man moaning like a woman and being subordinate is supposed to be taboo, which just makes it even hotter.

I'm not into "scene" BDSM, mainly because a lot of people who are seem like pretentious idiots. Of course this is taken from the forums of collarme.com, so probably some arent. But those guys take it way seriously.

It's a lot like this place. The majority are OK, but every once in a while you stumble into a place almost full to the brim of pretentious fuck nuts. A lot of the sceners are alright.

I like dominant chicks 'cuz I'm just a lazy bastard. I have major issues just deciding what colour toilet paper to buy, or which itch to scratch first. I spend more time THINKING about that then actually scratching myself. I'm not the most self-confident of fellows, and dominant chicks just make that feeling go away. It's like, guys are pretty much expected to do ALL the work, from the picking up and all the other shit that comes after that (And fuck you lying females that say otherwise). All the chick really has to do is be there. Fuck, all she does is lie the fuck down, I dunno, play some Game Boy or whatever, read one of my comic books or something. The only active thing they do is break up with you, then go repeat the damn process with some fucker who you've never met called Matthew, that damn son of a bitch. On top of that, I'm a wuss, too, and I hate getting into fights. I can hit real fucking hard and take people down with one, but it's the actual fucking HITTING them I have trouble with. I'm all "Hold the fuck up, man! Jesus, you're going to fast!" and by that time I'm already on the floor and I look like a (Bigger) moron. If the bastards would just hang on a God damn second, or maybe go into bullet time for, say, eight seconds or something, I can figure out where I'm gonna punch them, at what angle it will be at and how much force I can exert without using up too much energy that I'm gonna need to play video games. So I like chicks that can hold their own and don't need or expect me to turn into The Incredible Hulk every fucking night we go out. Sure, I'll back her up, but FUCK, you'd be a liar if you told me you never thought to yourself "Dude, what the Hell are you doing? This dude can fucking eat you and shit you out without chewing you! And if she leaves you, heck, there's always youporn.com!" So the end result is me always getting my ass handed to me with a side order of my own snotty blood, and then the dumb bitch goes off with him of her volition! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY!?!?! Then I get kicked out for "Causing a ruckus" and I'm all like "Dude, call the cops or something, man!" and then they're all "Hell no! He's WELL big! He'll beat me up!" so I go home and take some drugs and wallow in my own pity and self defeat, all the while I'm wondering where the fuck it all went wrong.

Personally, I blame my dyke Mother...

I have a serious dark side that I think would agree with you there. Haven't really experimented with it yet, part of me hates seeing a girl cry.

Aw, crap. I said dark side.

Do it, man! It's unbelievable. I never really enjoyed sex until I found a girl as kinky as me. I mean, it was NICE and all, but nothing out of the ordinary and less fun than porn and a wank. I could never go back to straight sex now, I've been having fantasies as long as I can remember. I remember getting hard during Inspector Gadget as a kid, cause that Penny kid was always getting tied up. When urges go that deep, you're denying yourself by NOT experimenting.

Duckman - you've just described exactly the kind of girl I despise. Thanks for killing my hard-on from talking about fetishes. :p

You're welcome. I'm off to buy some drugs and wish I had the balls to off myself. LATERZ!!

I loved that story Duckman. lol.

I dunno if what me and my boyfriend do can be classed as fetishes....because it isn't really for sexual fulfillment and sex isn't involved....more the sort of urge for pain because pain is more intense than pleasure...blah dee blah...dee blah blah. I'll just cut to the dirt on me.

We do bloodplay, play piercing, asphyxiation...he's even eaten my skin after I cut some off for him....FUN TIMES!

I like the bondage and all that good stuff blah blah blah...but they've been mentioned.

I like watersports. I'm serious.

I like bondage (ballgags, handcuffs...meh meh meh). I like dressing up, I love to be slapped and called a slut. Um....roleplay is fun, corsets are fun. Hairpulling is good, choking too. I REALLY REALLY like being degraded.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OK, bondage, sure. Actually, so long as I trust the other person, anything is fair game. I draw the line at shit and piss though. And anything like bloodplay or anything that permanantly changes my body such as scars or holes... well, you just better be married to me first.

Lucky for me I quite like the look of scars, you have to make sure they're not gunna be on anywhere people see though or you'll get your mates/randoms/family getting worried that you're depressed and cutting yourself because you hate yourself....you know the drill.

Jelly tot? Is that you? Only kidding, you sound a lot like my gf.

We prefer ropes to handcuffs though, it takes a little longer but you can do more with it and it hurts her less so she can handle it for longer.

Role playing is great. We've done the usual schoolgirl stuff, she also has r.ape fantasies which we've indulged.

I like it when a bitch spreads her legs and tells me to cum inside. This is my fetish. That and hardcore domination shit, that too. My fantasy is putting out a cigarette on a bitche's ass after fucking her doggy style. Thanks Apathy's_Kid for the invite.

I like doing it while high on any/all kinds of drugs. Who am I kidding, I'm 19, I want to do it with everyone all the time.

Make love1

EDIT: Everyone here likes bdsm, what a surprise :P

I can't fuck on coke. I get hard but it's difficult to come.

Make looove! ~ Chef

I also heard you should never fuck on e. I've never tried coke but I want to.

Make love ~ Daft Punk

Drugs usually make me just want to hug people instead.

Drugs make you pure of soul. ;)

Depends for me,

E makes me want to hug people, acid makes me want to run in the streets naked and escape into the wild, weed makes me want to lie down.

Acid purifies the soul. Some drugs fucking destroy it.

Buttered shark fins!!!!!

Creepy. Guess you could hold two together and wank between them... Butter = lube-a-plenty!

No one else likes peepee?


Now I feel like a loser.

Never. Sexual experimantation shows intelligence in that boundaries mean fuck-all.

Partially masturbating own ego, partially being genuine. :D

Anyway de Sade loved it. Argue with him & he'll cut you then burn the lacerations. Though there's money to be made there, as the receiver will agree.

That'd be like putting jell-O to sandpaper: It's not a good idea.
EDIT: Not that I've tried; it's just logic. I don't think I have any fetishes.

Me, I have fetishes for pigtails, glasses, braces, lolit.a dresses, steriotypical girl's Halloween costumes, and similar. Also the bondage stuff, but I guess thats to be expected.