Confession thread
 

Let your dirty laundry fly here.

I'll go first



I'm a fake. A complete, utter, fake.

I don't really have a headlight on my bike.

In fact, I don't even own a bike.

I'm addicted to this website.

I hate apples. and I want to wring throats every time someone eats one.

I confess that I want to buy an Armalite AR-15 in .223 caliber. Uh...just to add to my collection. And maybe shoot, you know, cans and paper targets. And about 5,000 rounds of ammo to go with it. :D And an infrared scope would be awesome.

I stole a cow.

I hate giant rabbits.
I fucking hate them.
I don't mean big bunnies. Those are cute. I mean abnormally huge rabbits that sometimes appear in cartoons.
Bugs Bunny is alright because he's anthropomorphic, but the rest of the giant rabbits, like the Pink Panther's rabbit that came up from a magic hat and helped the pink panther in one episode, I wanna shoot it.
Fuck giant rabbits.
There's a reason they don't exist in real life.

I know who you are even if you deny it.

I pick my nose. A lot.

I'm not as big an idiot as I let on I am sometimes...

Wow, you`re back, Kimaru. Yay!!

I confess that I was a poser about a year ago, and it is until a few months ago I realized that....

I used to have an army of barbie's...pink ones with blonde hair.

That is the most pretentious thing I have heard. My best friend for four years even takes modesty when she says she knows me, so you, a person I've only had a few exchanges with, think that you know me? Indeed...


my confession, erm...

I didn't like Borat

I'm not in the least bit "Goth" and I'm just here out of pure fucking boredom.

Same here; I used to love Barbies up until I was about nine.

I'm a bully and not a very nice person all around, yet I still expect people to be nice to me. I also am kinda bossy.

Ah, but that is part of your charm! :)

I had the entire G.I. Joe collection including the Mercury capsule and the recoil-less rifle set with Jeep and trailer. Most of you are probably too young to know G.I. Joe.

I could be wrong, but I'm like 99% positive I know who you are.
You know what I mean if I'm right.

:p i had loads of teddy's in my room Amongst all my medieval looking candles etc

I have a habit of developing irrational crushes based on nothing other than somone trying not to look at me.

LOL same here.

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about

uhh, another confession..........


I've kissed a guy when I was amazingly drunk and the thing that upsets me is he was bad looking lol

I have a habit of developing irrational crushes based on nothing other than someone being nice to me.

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...