uhm....hi.
 

im not that big on intros but heres some tasty facts. my names allen. im probably gonna end up divorced soon. cradle of filth is my favorite band. i found this site through somethingawful (dont be hatin). im usually on the go and very busy. i need more friends.

i suppose i'll do the whole profile update and everything when i get back home.

I recommend you read a dictionary.

And while you're at it read this .

We do apologise for the delay but our professional staff will be on their way to flame you soon.:)

Welcome. Please give us more information about yourself (The questions Harlequin gave a link for are a good idea). Also, please use correct grammar and spelling while you are here. You will get flamed if you do not do so.

Let's hope he does it in that order.


And don't worry about the divorce. If you're lucky, she'll take that awful music from you when she leaves.

If you do end up divorced, it'll probably be for the better (not saying that it will though). Bests of luck with that. .___.
And welcome to the boards.

[Spits out facts]

They were not tasty. That's false advertising. I'm reporting you to Trading Standards.

*Gasp* You're right!
I though I smelt a crook!

DON'T EAT THE FACTS!!!!!

[Runs around tables knocking facts from people's hands]

*cocks head to one side*
*stairs blankly*
Why not?

Eveyone knows if it tastes bad, it must be poisonous.

(tsk) Silly boy.

Yeah... what she said. Have an apple instead.

Oh my.. I can't breathe! *laughs even harder*