camel tries to have sex with woman - kills her instead
 

Pet camel kills Australian woman

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

What a weird story. Who'd want a pet camel anyway? Unless you're a nomad?

What the hell...?

This is sad, but I couldn't help laughing.

HMmmm camel sex...

Oh jeez. That's sad, but funny.

Poor camel just wanted a little luvin' and now his beloved is dead. Truly a gothic love story ;)

That is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard...

I dont quite know who to pity: the woman or the camel...

This is probably the first reported case of Dromedarian Necrophilia in modern history.

That will be something to tell fellow geezers in the convalescent home some day. You know, to break the ice.

Now I am going to be walking around all day thinking of that phrase, which will be interesting while I am talkng with an executive. He'll be talking and I will be thinking in the back of my head "Dromedarian Necrophilia". I wonder what my face will look like?

I am also going to save that as a rare and treasured insult to use someday.
"You Dromedarian Necrophilliac!" or "Were you traumatized by Dromedarian Necrophilia?" No wait, can't use that on someone who is still alive.

What will be said at her funeral? I would love to attend it.

Dromedarian Necrophilliac?

*Writes it down*

You're good.

*Insults nearest person with awesome phrase* :D

Sad case of "humping".

One better:

"Acute Interspecies Dromedarian-dominant Necropheilia"

:D

Humane, you are hilarious

*giggle* That's a rather original way to go... fucked by a camel... *bursts out laughing and shakes her head* I'm almost envious - must've been an... interesting... experience - quite breathtaking...

Oh dear....

I don't know what's worse:
That she died being *****
or that she was sixty when this happened.

Wow, who was the queen that had sex with a horse? Was it Catherine the Great? Now we have our own modern version.

Whoever said that death isn't funny unless it's a clown that died has now officially been proven wrong.

I have a few questions about that but afraid to ask...

There was once some guy who spent a lot of time preparing to film himself getting nailed in the a-hole by a horse and then died from a perforated colon. :(

Ewww that's just gross.

*Thinks of staying away from her husband for a couple of days*
Man, the idea of sex just creeps me out now.

Goodness me. I saw the title and thought it was a joke *cough*Suckman*cough*


How silly of me.
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This reminds me of the story of the man who had sex with his mother.
I think he thought about the insult 'motherfucker' for a bit too long.

Gosh.

Oh, and all I can say is. Been there, done such.


The ultimate wooooth.

Hahahahahhahahhh
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Catherine the Great did not have sex with a horse. She died of disease. That's a rumor believed to have originated in the French upper class soon after her death in order to mar her name.