How to get noticed...
 

I going to whine a little now.

There is this boy I like because he is not like the f**kugly primate trash around here, but he likes this girl even though she is annoying and has a face like a pizzabase and I hate her.

I wonder if I could claim that she has really unappealing personal habits... alot of people don't like cruelty to animals so should I say that she kills dogs and cats for fun or does it sound like something that can be disproved?

I'm starting to smell troll.

Lets just ignore it

You're an idiot. =|

I find that running around naked and flapping your arms is a nice way to get noticed. :D

a swift kick to his face will get his attention

guys think its hot when girls are abusive.

Right. Well, first off. Your jealous, that is why you believe this girl is ugly and has unappealing habbits. Common for every girl to think that when the guy she likes has a significant other. First advice, get over it. Do not go out of your way to break up a relationship just because you think this guy is not ugly. First of all, he may have no interest in you at all. Secondly, if he ever did decide to date you, and found out what you did. He would dump your ass in a second.


You do not sound like a nice person, some one who would make up lies like that does not deserve to be in such a kind of relationship. You need to become more maturer first. Then we can talk about relationships for you. -_-

You're the one with the fat thread too? Yep, it's a troll.

...There is a girl in my science class and she looks like...a fish!!!

Do drugs...NO...I mean uh...don't do drugs?...fuck I confused myself...do drugs to be cool like the rest of the wankstas.

However this isn't too weird to believe. I could see a lot of girls doing this to get a guys attention, and yes some people really do only like guys because of their looks.

The best thing you can do is to break into his house at night, and, while he's sleeping, squat over him and pee into his belly button. Guys love that shit.

Girls love it too
I'd marry the gal that would do that for me

There's a girl in my PE class that looks like a fish! She's kind of weird too. Sorry, I know I shouldn't be mean like that but she said the other day, "I finally got to cut myself. I was SOOOO happy."

Um, was she serious?

My fish girl is obsessed with trying to sound badass...like constanly reminding people of her dads "super cool motercycle" and how she's going to get a colorful fairy tattoo from kat von D...who speciallizes in black and white portaits...

She was dead serious. Maybe she thought it would impress us. She also exclaimed that she's "had sex, like, a thousand times." Awkward turtle....

Become a gothic.

You should tell lies to him, bitter, bitter lies. Poison their love with guile and trickery. Let this wicked prostitute dwell in sadness and invite her to watch your undoubtedly successful courtship with the man who used to be her world. Make her torment endless for her ugliness. Your dreams and wishes will be yours.

She's looking to get his attention, not marry him.

What you need to do cover yourself with chocolate syrup, and show up to his house while he's having dinner with his folks, with a bottle of whipped cream. Instead of knocking, shout "I'M THE DESSERT!!!" repeatedly and as loudly as possible until he comes outside.

This site seems to be a real breeding ground for trolls. Maybe they were the natives of the area before it became civilized.

Lies lies lies ooohoooh.

slitting your wrists in his bathroom would be a very effective way of getting his attention. Try that and see if it works.

How about you make a thread about it.