How do you want to die?
 

I want to slit the bottom of my wrist and bleed to death. A dramatic, tragic, and suicidal end to my wonderful life. Well, at least I'm honest. And, no, I'm not depressed, but that is how I want to die.

*headdesk*

*smacks hand against head*

*headkeyboard*

*headhead*

:D

If I had to choose an "exotic" death, it'd be drowning, probably. I'm deeply connected to water and breath, so I think it suits me.

I would want to die peacefully, seeing my body as my soul floats out.

Dive bombing into something in some kind of air-borne craft. Or maybe from the heart attack on the way down. Got to go out with something exciting. Neil Young sang it best: "It's better to burn out than to fade away."

Hell yeah, Neil. \m/

I would like to die in my sleep, peacefully and painlessly.

I guess I'd like to be stuck in a giant blender with a bunch of alcohol and get turned into the world's largest diaquiri. And then I want all my friends to get drunk off of me.

I would also say dying of too many orgasms wouldn't be too bad.

If I had to choose an exotic death, I would try to get drunk on windex and drive a bicycle with greased flaming turkeys on the sides into a wall of rabid seagulls.

How do you keep the seagulls in a wall? Stick their heads through chicken wire, perhaps?

I would singlehandedly siege the fortress of Colombia's largest cocaine manufacturer with only a stiletto and a grenade. I'd blast through the doors in broad daylight with my dual auto-loading 20mm Browning assault rifles and mow down half of the veteran, battle-scarred cocainistos, then I would engage the boss of the operation. He would come at me with his +5 cocaine addiction attack, but I would swerve out of the way and jump through the window into a river, where I'd swim back to the rendezvous point as the entire complex erupted in a fiery explosion. Invariably I would get the girl.

Hear, hear!

I would like that too. But when I get more than 5 orgasms, my dick starts to get sore so when I think about it... it'd be pretty painful for me.

Hehehe
pain is pleasure baby XD

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.

What are you talking about?

He's talking about how we killed Jesus and voted for Humphrey, because his tolerance for communism, his liberalism, and his support of civil rights couldn't be any more clearly the works of Satan, our patron saint by default.

XD that was so cute.

I would die of laughter from seeing this happen. XD

They way i wanna die is also bye drowning it would be painless sum wat you would feel like your liungs are gunna burst but they say you see your life before your eyes slower then you would ne other way.... If you wanted to see your life...

I want to die durring an anti-war ralley by getting shot down by police and changing the outlook on American Authority figures. This will eventually lead to complete public rejection of govornment and the people will overcome and once again live in a brainwashless and more individual living situations. That would be grand.

"Hey everyone, look at that crazy guy!"
"He's armed!"
*everyone shoots*


...yeah.