My friend
 

My friend asked me the other day "How can that emo guy like sporty girls"
By that she means a boy she likes, who is apparently "emo" and who in her mind isn't allowed to like anyone other than "his kind" (anything that is in quotations are actual quotes)

I just kinda went silent on that one.

I can't believe that you hang out with such racist scum, Gra-stap-crow. I know you're not very intelligent, or attractive, or interesting, but I never thought you were among supremacist filth. All the pieces of the puzzle are coming together now. Now, for the first time in my life, I know what you mean about going silent.

Yes, ugly, stupid racist, homophobic scum, that's me in a nutshell *rolls eyes*

I hope you're rolling your eyes as you enter anaphylaxis, because otherwise, you're simply in a state of pathetic denial as to your true, malevolent nature. This is of course unless what I thought was sarcasm was in fact a genuine acceptance of your ridiculously hateful creed. In this, and only this, case I congratulate you on your first step to recovery and urge you to keep yourself in that nutshell so that you don't harm anyone more.

I'm on my way to plastic surgery don't worry

Perhaps instead of posting on your pathetic forum on your way to Doctor E.Z. Wayout, you should be watching the road. That is, unless your irrelevant post about your hideous appearance instead of what was quoted is actually a suicide attempt.

You're becoming kinda boring now. You need new material man. Some witty funny ass material.

In case you haven't noticed, It IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE BORING. The material I use is the material I believe will help my charges to become less shitty. As for wit, it rolls off my tongue like spittle off yours. No surprise that you don't catch it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie.

rotfl @ Doctor E.Z. Wayout ;D

Oh Smoovy, don't ever leave. This place would be boring without you.

Tell that to Pee-knees in the Shadows and La-pout, and Goebbels up there. The peauxseurs thinks I'm boring, when in fact it is they who have ordered the construction of a yawn factory.

You ARE pretty boring though. The beginning was amusing but you just kind of sound the same after that.

And what do you suggest I do about it? Listen to potatoes like you and Pee-knees in the Shadows slur shitty advice at me about my 'comedy routine? I'd rather listen to a pomegranate like Saddiction give thanks and praises. O BTW FOAD

Get in line.

Of course no one wants to hear criticism, but you deserve it.
"you're ugly and stooopid" jokes have been done to death by just about every troll, so if you want to be even the least bit funny, get new material.
The only reason she was amused was because she does not like me and you were making fun of me, it had nothing to do with you actually being funny.
Yes, make up a quote by me, that's real nice. However that was more amusing than your usual garbage.

Time for an actual answer!

This is gonna be a GIANT rant.

I know what you mean... some people I hang out with at school (I have limited selection there) think they're really "hxc" and are all OMGPREPZGODIE!!!1 and they think they're the shit and that they're better than the A&F whores who go down to the states and buy their clothes even though they do the exact fucking same thing with Hot Topic and Pac Sun or God knows what store...

They started bitching on a really nice girl because she liked a "preppy guy" and wondered why she "couldn't like someone more her type" - who the fuck are they to dictate what kind of people you can be attracted to? Sure, I like goth/alternative girls but it's none of their fucking business if I hit on a girl wearing a pink miniskirt and flip flops...

Yeah. [/rant]

It had everything to do with Smoovy being funny. Get over yourself.

Yeah, and get over me, too. God, if I had a dime for every time some pathetic groupie like you begged to sleep with me, my pockets would rip.

Hey, don't be so mean! Jeez, it's a free country, she can hang out with who ever the hell she wants to!

Chiil, Smoov comes on here and trolls relentlessy, sometimes being funny. Don't take anything he says seriously.

Oh, and Smoov......wouldn't be the same without you, keep it up, but keep it fresh...smells bad enough around here already

Are you kidding me? You actually like his stuff?

Less his stuff, more the reactions he gets out of everyone else.

I like to simply read the convos and have a smirk at the annoyance he seems to cause to some people.

I think Smoov is funny. I hope I can meet him some day and invite him over for like...Burger King and Ol' Dirty Bastard or something.

Okay, but he's still being a bit mean.

Try not taking things so seriously.

I'd have to say I enjoyed his Duckman incarnation more. Unless of course, I'm mistaken, and Smoov's master is a seperate entity. I kind of miss Duck, he actually made a valid contribution now and agian, as well as lightening the mood.