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Okay, while this may seem similar to the Randomness thread, there is a key point behind it: rather than jacking another thread, you can just tell the person you are talking to in _____ thread that you are taking comment or discussion that would otherwise be changing the discussion off of the thread's intended topic.

Alright, people; jack this thread.

Ok time for my kick in the balls story.

A few years back, I was playing hacky-sack with a few friends. This creepy guy was standing beside me, getting a bit close. I warned him that if he didnt back off, I would hurt him. I moved about 2 feet away and this fucktard decided to test his luck and got closer. So I took my left hand (my weak hand), put it above my head, and brought it down full speed for his crotch. He was down, couldnt talk, or cry, or walk. He need to be carried to a bed and iced for 5 hours. Kinda funny.

Oh dear lord. haha

Well, I believe I already mentioned my getting kicked in the balls story, so I'll refrain from repeating it. That was a good one, though.

When he decided to get near me again I reminded him that the hand I hit him with was my WEAK hand . . . hahahhah

Well, today one of my friends who keeps knocking on my door and running away stole my shot glass, so I chased him down and held him in an arm lock with my weak arm and he couldn't break out of it using two hands. I always underestimate my strength. It's silly. I nearly did the sleeper hold on him just to see if I could do it.

Good job, Dis! I LOVE YOU MORE!!

It's not cool to kick guys in the balls unless you're being attacked. Let alone bragging about it. But hey that's just my opinion.

She gave the guy fair warning, she even stepped a further distance away from him and he had the balls to approach her again. She just helped remind him why he shouldn't.

But he didn't touch her, did he?

If a girl threatens me to stay away, I'm not going to tempt fate.
Besides, getting hit in the twins doesn't hurt that much. I think some people just might like milking it.

Actually yes he did, he wrapped his creepy arm around me and pulled me close.

Fair warning + tempting me = dumb fucking move

ok that's creepy.

sorry I doubted your compassion angel.

No one like that deserves more than one warning. Good job, smart-girlie.http://www.penemenn.com/bbs/skin/dq_...moticon_27.gif

Yeah, well one time, I was standing at the back of my school and this guy came up to me and asked.
"Yo, are you gay, dog?"
I apolagized and some girl I liked was laughing at me....I lost my chance with her then....and she was hot....

Wow ebonics lesson needed for that guy! And thank you punk, he got what he deserved

Who? Are you talking to me?

I don't think you're missing out on much if all you have to say about that girl is "and she was hot."

Especially if that one remark ruined any chance you had with her.

No offence Lord Dagon...but you're currently my least favourite...

I don't really have anything that much against you or anything but you grate my nerves a little..

Screw this, I'm off for another ciggy...

Ha, yeah, that's okay...

Glad you understand :)

No problem....everyobdy has a least favorite....glad to be yours....I wouldn't have it any other way....

Here, you can have a cigarette too, They're strawberry flavoured, how old are you by the way?

Didn't I already post that on two threads?
Fine....I'm fourteen....

Whahey! You're older than me!