Fellowship Against Repulsive Trolls
 

Hey GNET! It's your pessimistic friend Wormboy here, and I'm starting an organization. FART, the Fellowship Against Repulsive Trolls. Our goal is to find trolls on this site and flame them, maime them, and basically anything else mean to them until they give up and leave. We want to keep Gnet troll free. If you want to help, become a member of FART!


Membership is free.

I'll provide refreshments and tasers.

Sweet, any other members?

I'll join. That Jesus one was the last straw.

I can be FART's mascot.

Yay! We have a beautiful and logical mascot! Now all we need is Humane to be our professor Xavier (with hair) and we can be the G-Men!

(instead of x-men; please tell me someone got that?)

I got it, but the term G-man is already taken. Sorry =(

hehe sign on AIM deary

Um...I'm thinking of men in G-strings...so no, I don't think I got that. And you think I'm beautiful and logical?? *jumps for joy* Would you like to go out for coffee sometime..MUAHAHA JK! We G-Men can't date each other.

Mmm. Virtual coffee? The x-men were allowed to date each other. (excuse momentary thread commandeering) Scott and Jean dated until she got herself killed by turning into an evil fiery entity of doom!

hehe eddie izzard bit *would you like to have a cup of coffee ;-)*

Which is exactly why we shouldn't date, my love. Wouldn't love making be difficult if you or I were, say, 2000 degrees?

"I don't drink coffee"--from a Prozzak song

aww :(

well the direct would be, * do you want to go upstairs and shag?*

I have to go *sigh* nice talking to you all. Have fun recruiting more FART members. I have a track meet tomorrow so I have to get home early.

*shag tag baby*

shudders:: cybersex::

Can we get away from the virtual coffee machine and back to recruiting new members to help flame trolls back into their holes. Wow. Can that be our slogan?

Yes, yes it can be

Awesome! I have a math test tomorrow, so good night and happy troll hunting!

Can we invade Poland afterwards?

Are you mad? Trolls live on getting replied to.

I got it (smirk), doesn't that mean I can give the trolls migraine headaches using telepathy or something?

And I am glad to be nominated as Xavier instead of the FART mascot (which would be more appropriate, given my flowery but fatal flatulence).

Seriously, flaming is what the trolls want. The best thing we could do is to massively ignore them in droves.
:: closes eyes and holding head in hands, telepathically commands own mind to take a nap ::

For this reason I will join!
I'm good at doing nothing, infact I'm a Pro!

If doing nothing is all it takes - sure. I can do that.

Humane, you know i cant resist a good tongue lashing and my brick is feeling neglected. I like the idea. But i think this just shows us the value of Admins that participate or at least save us from the troll-ness. In saying that, the active members of G.NET with brains that function, can make some of the locusts feel unwelcome enough to oust them...

Count me in...I'll bring the IcedZoo Biscuits...