My mother is hilarious
 

Me: "Hey mom, it's me, your son who you've not seen for three months! Happy thanksgiving! How have you been?"
My mother: "ARE YOU WEARING EYE MAKE UP? OH MY GOD UGGHHHH."

You should ask her if she has any application tips.

Hahahaha - how dearer an expression of motherly love could you hope for?

Gotta love the parental units! Just remember that she fed you and washed you dirty underwear for the better part of your existance!

That sounds like my Dad, but I see him almost every day. But he says, "Why do you have so much eye make-up on?! Take it off!"
Me: "Um...no."
Besides that, he's usually a great Dad.

Haha. *laughs*

SHe's probably worried your turning into a girl. Take some of her tampons and leave them around in strategic in places in your room.

Funny.

Apparently it skips a generation-

My 80 year old grandmother (poking a stud on my pants): You know, I was reading a fashion magazine and I was thinking of dressing as a goth, you know with really dark hair and dark makeup and red lipstick.
My mom: Makes sense, my son has your annoying gene.

your family sounds very...interesting...

Your grandma sounds cool!

Yeah, she does. Wish my Granny was like that.

My grandmother likes polka music. The thought of which drives me insane.

Now now... Gogol Bordello can really make a polka into something strange and fun! Surely you like Gogol Bordello?

Frankly, I've never heard of it. I never really had the need to explore polka at all.

YOU've never heard of Gogol Bordello? But... but...
Immigrant Gypsy Punks! Song called "Start Wearing Purple"! You should know them. They are goood. They're not even that hard to find, they've been turning up a lot more in the last year.

If it has to do with punk...........I must check it out!

I'm just amazed you hadn't heard of them. They're great fun.
I'm a believer of music being fun, which is why bands like Common Rider and Mustard Plug also appeal to me. :P Try them, too. MP are ska, and thus cheery as hell, and CR are... pretty laid back. But cool. You need more than anger in your music or you'll end up becoming dead to it.

True. I've been trying to track down some more Kyuss. I've got Welcome to Sky Valley and that is so good, I swear I've warped the cd. Ska.........................we'll see.

My aunt tried to get me to put my hair into a ponytail because she didn't like my long hair. She was a bitch about it too.

Heh, this is my mother over spring break next year I am afraid. Eh, I'll be nice and 'clean' up for the week.

I was actually ordered not to wear any black to my Aunt's today. >.>

I want your grandmother. Wow, dude. Jsut, wow.. O.o

So true, my mum and my great nan think I look excellent. My mum's mum thinks i'm the devil's scum. (hehe! that rhymes!)

Good times.

My mum rules, shes a head banger and love all the music i listen to, shes even turned me onto a few kool bands.

My mom is worried about my apparent 'lack' of religion. She thinks my music is weird and scary. She thinks my clothes all look the same when they're not. She thinks I'm suicidal. She thinks my sister is the proper role model for fashion and pressures me to consult her when I buy clothes.

It's annoying as hell, but I still love her as my mom.

Doesn't anyone on this site besides like one person have a fairly cool mom?
I get along great with my mom, usually, and she buys me goth presents for my birthday and stuff.

My mom CAN be okay....
she is usually alright with how I dress, but then on occasion she will become absolutely insane about it.
She buys me gothy stuff though, which is pretty neat.

Plus--your mom's kinda hot.