Argghhhh!
 

So I wake up this morning...to go on my FAVORITE board...of course, the whining board, and from LAST NIGHT!!!...there are no new posts!!!
ARGH!

And I get to make a thread like this because it's MY birthday!

Now get with the suffering, peeps!

My parents are so mean! They won't drive me to the mall!

Justin still hasn't called..

Yes, my minions!!! YESSSS!!
My sister didn't tell me happy birthday. :(

I don't feel like putting on clothes, but I have to pee. :p

I LOVE CHEESE!...wait thats not suffering...hold on...OOOOH I GOT ONE!!!! I RAN OUT OF CHEESE!!!!

My drummer backed out of my band! My batteries are dying in my cd player!!!!

I have a big scratch down my arm, a big bruise on my leg and I'm too fat! KILL ME!

YOU ARE NOT TOO FAT! For the gods sakes, woman..

You really must read The Body Sacred. Trust me.. I challenge you to read that entire book and then look in the mirror and really LOOK. Then try to tell me that you're fat.. ha. You won't be able to. I am willing to bet money.

Happy birthday. :)
So, suffering whining?
I have to write a research paper for tomorrow and another one in three days and I miss a girl I haven't seen in a week. =[

I will take you up on that bet. Because I most certainly will tell you I am.

Okay. Read the book at least once, and we shall see :p

My fucking ear is still impacted.

A guy didn't call and when my friend bitched at him for it he said "I get ALOT of girl's numbers"
lol

I find it sad that Jillian is the only other person who said this:

Happy birthday Ophelia. I hope it goes very well for you.

Yes yes
Happy Birthday!

yay suffering and whining, sometimes when i masturbate, it hurts, It'slike a burning ache

Stop using a pincer to find it then.

I forgot to say happy birthday. Happy Birthday!

DITTO! (oh dear, I'm beginning to sound like my tech teacher)

Excuse the double post: My boots decided to fall apart on me AND I can't find the beans to make nachos!

Happy Birthday Ophelia!

Bitching: I've been gone for two days, and the first thing I get when I walk in the door isn't "hi, how was you trip" I get bitched out for having a messy room. Lovely.

Oh, happy birthday.
I somehow missed that.

Happy birthday.

I wish it were MY birthday. Hmmmph. *crosses arms and pouts*
...there...does that count as a whine?

I'm glad today isn't my birthday, because, if it were, my ear would be fucking impacted ON MY BIRTHDAY.