Formalities formalities....
 

Since we newbies are supposed to introduce ourselves lest we get thoroughly charred, here's a very generic Q & A session regarding me:

1. What do you do?
I work in a call center, I paint occassionally, read even more occasionally, and play video games every day.
2. Where are you from?
Colorado
3. Who is your favorite author?
Dante
4. What are your favorite films?
The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, ect.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
None, there was none played at my wedding...I got married outside in the rain (intentionally)
6. At your funeral?
something by siouxsie
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
in my sleep preferably, otherwise not at all
8. What kind of casket would you want?
I'd like an urn please
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
anything that leaves a little to the imagination
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
playing in the dirt with barbies that had mismatched heads & limbs :)
11. What's your favorite band?
oh boy...We'll say Siouxsie just for shits and giggles
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
High school, I'm currently married to and supporting a full time engineering student
13. Why did you join?
Boredom
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Female

Ok, I feel bad for being a smart ass...

Book currently reading: The Divine Comedy By: Dante
Musical Interests: Siouxsie & The Banshees, Bauhaus, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Sisters of Mercy, Specimen, Atomizer, Southern Death Cult, The Cramps, Foetus, Skinny Puppy, Velvet Acid Christ, Alien Sex Fiend, Snog, Combichrist, Suicide Commando, The Sex Gang Children, Earthgoat, Amduscia, and Christian Death.
Bands I've listened to and don't really care for:
The Cure, Clan of Xymox, Lacrimosa, Faith & The Muse, just to name a few.
Video games currently playing: Bulletwitch & Overlord.
Things currently happening to me that I'd like to bitch about:
Nothing.
Other interesting details:
Currently married to a guy who (GASP!) is nothing like me, and actually liking it that way.

Well, greetings and salutations to you!! Hope you enjoy the ride!

Welcome aboard! Don't feel bad for being a smartass, but don't feel smart being a badass, and you would be bad for feeling an ass ^.^ Boredom wins.

Welcome to the boards!!! :D

Dante is a brilliant writer whose symbolism in his Comedia is amazing. No one will ever amount to that level of intellect in literature in the modern day.

I like your music taste. I also don't like Faith & The Muse.

Depends on what kind of an ass your feeling...

a firm, male, bubble but.

Welcome to.... here ...

Have fun ^_^

You're incredibly well read for as young/old as you are. However I did read the inferno & beowulf my 6th grade year so it really comes as no surprise. Good for you! (gives completely heartfelt & incredibly cheesy thumbs up!)