I anticipate a "new" friendship with the lot of you
 

“’Ello” all, my name “is” Moe and I’m fantastic at limbo. I won a few contests in my hometown of Cornfield Iowa. I’m a goth too, so I decided to join gothic.net. I don’t especially like gothic rock, I always sort of thought it was secondary to the look. Especially since most people think pretty much everything is goth anyway. Kind of like this decidedly pimping specimen:

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What could be gother than a black toaster? I bet the bread you throw into one of those babies would fly out nice and well done, too, perhaps or perhaps not aflame.

But enough about me. Let’s talk about my interests instead. Here’s a list of the top three:

1: Babes
2: Booze
3. Bats

Or alternatively:

1. Ghouls
2. Grog
3. Guano-factories

I’m going on 188 and went to the batcave for a while back there. When it was cool, anyway. Don’t believe me? Then let me tell you this: ghosts can’t lie, and I’m almost two now. Two centuries, that is. If I lie about something, I’ll be thrust into hell, and I can’t well be in two places at once, right? I can’t be both babbling falsities online and scrambling up a huge brood’s tooth, can I?
So you have my guarantee of integrity in every word I type. I actually think I’m a ghost, and I can take a long time to prove why.

Seriously, though, gothic metal ringtones? You guys let google push you around too much. I work for them, as a ghost. Boy, you should see the figures. There are so many figures I can’t even count them, so I’m rolling in dough like a clumsy baker over here in limbo.

Meh, average for a troll.

My goodness, where I have I been all this time that I have missed out on limbo contests in Iowa. Or perhaps I may be stuck in an area that is more into conga lines that limbo contest.

Hello. :)

I like you quite a bit.

Signe, if you're trying to make a new start, you're doing a mediocre job.

Nah, she's not smart enough to do this.

Moe, I like you. :]

They've mentioned Signe's name...

*Meh..*
Sod off, you twat.

Less funny version of Smov.
Decent, though.

I'm happy to hear that most of you are goth enough to make friends with ghosts. To those among you who are not, well, I suggest that you go and "shoot hoops" with your "bros."

Very good! I enjoyed that! :D

So how come you guys like the 'Salut Website!' introduction better than 'I Anticipate...'? I think this one's way funnier.