What Mental Disorder Can You Claim to Have?
 

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_mental_...er_do_you_have

Now that can be funny. That's the beauty of satire: subtlety. I have done virtually nothing different and yet it's clearly ironic.

I can claim to have: massive hypochondria!!!!!!!!

Har, I got ADD.

I got OCD... I was actually diagnosed with a moderate case of it three years ago. I find that test incredibly insulting to people who have the disorder (or any other mental disorder), as any angsty teen who "needs to touch things" could take it and then claim to have OCD, therefore making people think that the disease isn't legitimate and lose respect for people who've actually been diagnosed and struggle with it daily.

Redundant repetitive behavior redundancy.

But thanks to the internet I have it under control.

Paranoia.

Funny.

Paranoia, followed by OCD.

I'm paranoid!!! I really am paranoid, too.

manic depression, ocd, anxiety, and possible ADD.

I have ADD, it seems!

This so made my day.

Apparently I have ADD followed by Manic Depression?

By the way, this was not to steal Raven's thunder in any way. Actually it was my way of saying that indeed we do not have to take this seriously, but that it sounded ridiculously serious.
I don't like the recent defense mechanism that demands other people to take what they say as a joke when it didn't sound as a joke to begin with.

Manic depressive here, oh the wonders of internet quizzes =D

Manic Depression...I'm amazed that they didn't slap Assburpers in there.

It said "you."

:(

I have ADD! OH NOES!

The test told me that I am a very eccentric, compassionate, and overintellgent individual, but when people make fun of me on the internet, I become homicidal.

Paranoid.

Well, I wasn't until they started coming after me.

Did it say you also have autism and asperger's?


Supposedly, I have OCD.

Apparently I'm primarily manic depressive, with signs of ADD, GAD, Paranoia, and OCD.


And here I thought I just had mild schizophrenic tendencies....gah.

Manic depressive.

Wow, I actually have that too according to my psychiatrist.

um ooh yay now I can rightfully pretend to be manic depressive? So, be right back *runs off to emo-forum around the block*

OH NOESS!!!!!!!!!
I'm paranoid!!!!!!!

Apparently, I have ADD, which is odd because I could have sworn I was either bipolar or clinically depressed..

MAnic Depressive...

Followed by paranoia..

Manic depressive.

I like the description lol:

"You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed."