This thread is not supposed to be here.
 

It is filled with love, compassion and pudding.

I shall now fill it with sarcasm, lumpy banana custard, and one retarded fairy godparent.

Sarcasm is tastier than banana anything.

Ugh, so tru. Mmm. Meyer lemon tart with a flaky butter crust after good sex. Yay! Now I know what to do this weekend!

Can I have some low fat or fat free pudding please?

I'd rub my vagina all over your pudding.

Hmm.. that would make for an interesting flavor I suppose.

Where can I find this amazing pudding?

They should be in stock at Walmarts across the nation by this June.

I'll have to take a tour of the factory somtime. Do they have free samples with the tour?

Would you join me and MollyMac in a strange sex orgy?

Do you want fries with that?

Bloody Americans.

Fries. Ridiculous name.

They're chips.

CHIPS.

How is chips any better than fries? "chips" refers to how they're chipped off of the potato, and "fries" refers to how they're fried.

Your MOM refers to how they're fried!

BURNZOR!!!

Only if there are cats involved. I only get naked in front of cats. No exceptions.

I can dress up. I'm pretty convincing.

Because we came up with the damn language. >:@

Calico or no go.

Well, I do have different coloured hair on different parts of my body. So I'm partway there.

SLASH-SHOT, BOOM!!!

o.o I like pudding...

Fine job you did too. A word like Through when it could be spelled Thru and produce the same sound. That's cheating at scrabble.

You colonized the North American continent, too, but look who it belongs to now, tough guy. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. Let me put that into British English for you.

Youu coulounised the Northe American continente, touou, but lououk whou it beloungs tou nouw, touugh guye.

Drake

Canada > America.

Sorry, all those ice wastes don't count. So really Canada is about the size of New York. The city, not the state.

Drake