arrr...I'm a pirate.
 

Hello, all my peeps. Word to all of your mothers. ALL OF THEM!!!!
mmmyep, well, in case you didn't get it already, I am new here. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I s'pose that I should say things and such.

likes: Horror films, monsters, zombies, that neat new viral marketing that we saw with Cloverfield, some bands include: (Souxie and the Banshees, Interpol, Joy Division, Creature feature, Voltaire, Editors, Bauhaus), arts, books, assorted cheeses, tofu, drawing, writing, and...uh....cats.. and coffee.

No likey: Abrasive language, abrasive people, abrasive surfaces, people who somehow managed to graduate high school yet never learned how to do them some readin', racoons, fast food, the homeless, grape flavored things.

well, now you know some things about the mystery that is me. Your comments would totally be appreciated and stuff. I hope to enjoy many a snide remark with those of you who will so indulge me.

What's wrong with raccoons?

but then:

Oh, the irony.

SIOUXSIE! Her name is spelled Siouxsie. Do you some readin'!

To be fair, the proper spelling of that name is Siouxie. Siouxsie makes my FireFox spell check go red.

*add to dictionary*

Yes, damn those abrasive surfaces.
Anyway, welcome and stuff.

Karma strikes again. Serves me right. :(

What do you mean? You're still correct.
It doesn't matter what the word is spelled...it's a name.

Grape flavored things rock and reading is overrated. But, racoons are indeed evil.

Yup, already don't like you.