The Most Horrible Combination of Images and Sounds my Senses Have Ever Processed
 

aaagghhhhhh.

Hopefully some will find this amusing and not merely painful.

The song is pretty good but that video.. err.. what the hell were they thinking?

I didn't watch much of the video, but her voice is horrible.

The dude with the long black hair seriously needs to get a better set of fangs fitted. Really, *why* would you wear a set that made you look like your mouth was swollen from some kind of horrible deformity?
Also, and forgive my shallowness in saying this, that redhead is an abomination and hasn't a clue how to dress or hold itself in a flattering fashion.

Vampire Ants you know, vicious things. Look at those goffic fangs.

If it wasn't that minimum of ten characters thing my entire reply would have simply been "Awful", nothing more needs to said.

Simply... traumatising.

When I was 12 I dreamed of having a song like that and a cool video about vampires.

whoa. that chick with the short hair. i've seen her before somewhere...
wait a minute, i think she was interviewed on this show on the History Channel about vampires. hahaha..wow. She's supposedly a psy-vamp.
atleast, i think that's her.
Don Henrie! lol. i used to have the biggest crush on him.
but yeah..that's horrible.

...Wow. That's all I can say. Wow.

Yeah, she is.

What the fuck is that ginger thing? Who the hell dances like that really?

Was this someone's intro to a cheap homemade vampire porno? Filmed in the basement with a camcorder?

Gothicus...shame on you for subjecting us to this!

Dude... I've shat better things than that.

Ew. That kind of made me throw up a bit.

I haven't wanted to laugh and cry at the same time quite this much since watching the "Totally Goth" video.

A perfect example of why I hate metal. But I have to add, not all metal. I respect stuff like Led Zeppelin and old Metallica and stuff.
But this kind of metal, the kind that wants with all its oh-so-dark heart to be gothic, I abhor. I really want to punch them in the face.
How are those lyrics valuable in any way? How can they live with themselves thinking their imagery is poetic? How is that kind of music anything but escapism inspired by Anne Fucking Rice?
And all the superfluous materialism (if that's not redundant) just because they try so hard on feeling dark and victorian.
"Hey guys! Let's make shitty music and sell thousands of records to angsty teenagers angry at their peers so that I can buy my $700 dress because I want to feel like a fucking vampyre!"

That made me think of this:
http://www.*********************.com/Don_Henrie

Have fun now.

Every time I watch it, I notice more painful shit. The drummer's hair, for instance.
What's truly hilarious is that these 'vampyre' assholes appear on TV insisting that they resent the image of the vampire propagated by literature and cinema, that of an evil, inhuman monster, yet they immediately turn around and appear in shitty music videos which depict them forcibly drinking some girl's blood and fucking teleporting.

LOL! That was funniest and most pathetic thing EVER!

The vocalist sounds so nasally and the lyrics "you stand there like you don't care"...WELL DONE! you made a rhyme.

The guitar solos are the ONLY good thing about that song....the dude is pretty fucking good. He's still an arsehole though for being in that band.

I hate all these "vampyre" dicks, it's NOT cool. Vampires DON'T exist, they only exist as a fetish. This is what happens when teenagers read too much Anne Rice...I fucking hate Anne Rice.

Goddamn, that was horrible.

That generalization made me sad.

eeek . . . . and I thought the kid at my school who's convinced he's dracula was bad.

That's not metal. I promise.

It is, however, the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. I actually LOLed. I wonder who thought the swaying "dance" bit was a good idea...

I'm sorry, I just can't stand her work. It makes me cringe. DX!

I lol'd and cringed at the same time.