Hello all I'm new here !
 

Just wanted to say Hello to everyone. Much to read and learn here, I'm sure I will enjoy !

I apologize for the ensuing bullshit you will read in this thread.

AHAHHAHA.

Welcome to the forums, sensbachtal.

Come in and relax

Welcome to G.Net!!!! Kick off your shoes and stink up the place with me.

No one has had a go at this dude yet. Wtf is going on. I'm not saying I'm not pleased but I AM surprised. ha.

I have been waiting myself...
Hey you want to tell us a little bit about yourself?
What are you into?
There are questions in the introduction section

No one's said anything because I said that they would, so they're trying to contradict me.

Awesome. So we have the perfect counter for all the assholes. The Duckster! =D

*Starts sucking up to the Duckster*

Oh man, you are so awesome!

I know.............

ahahahahahah Come on Guys... All the asswholes are sleeping... Its daytime :~)

Would that make them asshalves? :P

Make an intro thread, you're not goth.

How's that, duck?

Meh, that'll do. Could you throw in something about succumbing to peer pressure making you cool?

Im a Panda of love.

No but its not working in their favor...

*makes love to the Panda*

Mmm, I still think the Duckster makes a better love buddy.

I have never seen a black colored blunt, would that make me more goth if I invented one? *Oh the glory*

I'm trying learning from the master..

Sensbachtal, that you've professed yourself to be a member of this tightly-knit subculture without conducting adequate research beforehand SICKENS ME. Your inability to obey the rules of this forum indicates that you're insincere in your dedication to our community and will doubtlessly play a role in its inevitable decline. Consider yourself lucky that Tha Duckman fooled the entire forum into believing that their attitude toward our rigidly enforced standards is one of lackadaisical irony rather than unflinching sternness. Next time such fortune may not smile upon you, and then, then you will weep.

Better?

How many of you actually read all of that? (I am referring to GM's post0

Well, what you need is practice, lots of it!

I'd be willing to offer my services. =D

That was incredibly cold, almost freezing. The type of post that would cause me to reconsider my purpose on this earth...I pity your enemies.

You people take the Internet far too seriously. I mean, jeez.

Intarwebs seriously serious thread