I Want Some Fucking KFC
 

In b4 they torture chickens.

If you give me a gun, some boiling grease, and 11 herbs and spices, sure. Otherwise, the colonel's my man.

What? Now I want some KFC too, but none of that chicken business to me. I like my Kentucky Fried Creature hot and greasy. Got any KFC?

My girlfriend came home the other night with KFC, but instead of the good shit she'd gotten those crappy little boneless strip things. I have NEVER been so close to hitting a woman.

EDIT: except one time when she forgot my McMini.

Can't say I'm a fan of the Colonel.

Ew, KFC is nasty. >_<

Let me cook you up some home-made fried chicken, in real Southern style!

lolololol Thanks for the lol so early in the morning

mmmm, I love KFC ^_^

All hail the colonel!

Yaa blocked arteries is fun.

I cannot, for the life of me, eat real Southern style food. That's the way my grandmother cooks, and I've either got heartburn or just feel plain miserable the whole time.

But I've grown more partial to Pop-eyes. I like their biscuits better and the sauce stuff they use for their spicy chicken.

Eat real food.

Finger licken good

I'd rather eat babies

Well we all would...But babies are quite a hard meat to get all the time.

That's why God invented orphanages.

Orphanages aren't any good. Most of the time their stocks are undernourished, so the meat is hard to get at once you start with the chopping block.

I feel my arteries clogging just thinking about KFC ^_^