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Tha Duckman 02-07-2008 07:38 PM

I want to fuck some KFC!!!
 
Parody Thread!!!

Graveyard.Crow 02-07-2008 07:51 PM

OMG
LOL! I don't know why but it's funny

Valerius 02-07-2008 08:12 PM

I know who I'd like to fuck. Hahaha!!!

disorder 02-07-2008 08:13 PM

Tastes like pterodactyl!

Valerius 02-07-2008 08:13 PM

Nuh uh! Tastes like my nuts!

disorder 02-07-2008 08:15 PM

Oh. So, uhh, maybe we should meet up some time then?

Valerius 02-07-2008 08:19 PM

Yes, but on three conditions.

1.) No-one touches my nuts, unless I specify.
2.) I'm driving. Always.
3.) You must wear the skimpiest school girl outfit there is while I am around.

disorder 02-07-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valerius
Yes, but on three conditions.

1.) No-one touches my nuts, unless I specify.
2.) I'm driving. Always.
3.) You must wear the skimpiest school girl outfit there is while I am around.


Fine. I can go with that.

tickingstitch 02-07-2008 11:37 PM

Lets Get Dangerous

MollyMac 02-08-2008 04:53 AM

finger lickin' good.

the extra tasty-crispy burns without proper lube, though

gothicusmaximus 02-09-2008 01:59 AM

I feel so... derided. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.

stompyhank 02-09-2008 07:22 AM

How does one fuck KFC? Isn't it kind of crunchy? That doesn't sound comfortable. Of couse, you could be a masochist, I guess that would make sense.

dark_dragon_of_ice 02-09-2008 07:25 AM

Trust me it doesn't hurt.

stompyhank 02-09-2008 07:29 AM

You should videotape this. KFC porno!

MollyMac 02-09-2008 08:10 AM

Less porno and mroe of a ***** film. I so totally offed that drumstick

stompyhank 02-09-2008 08:13 AM

Oh dear.. what is starred out?

MollyMac 02-09-2008 08:18 AM

Wow. Didn't know that was a banned one. My bad.

S.n.u.f.f.

Tha Duckman 02-09-2008 10:24 AM

5nuff gives me a boner :) .

stompyhank 02-09-2008 12:26 PM

Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

Tha Duckman 02-09-2008 01:08 PM

Sometimes I wish you had a penis, too :( .

tickingstitch 02-09-2008 03:36 PM

Get a strap on

Tha Duckman 02-09-2008 03:40 PM

Why do I need one? I already have a penis.

Tha Duckman 02-09-2008 06:50 PM

I love you!


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