Suicide
 

Valentine's day is my due date.

Yeah, this may be a "gothic" forum, but that shits not funny.

Please refrain from posting these types of threads. Suicide is a serious matter, and is not something to joke about.

Bye, so :) !!!

Wow, you're awesome. -high pitched fan girl squeal-

Ain't I just?

[Flexes].

*bows to the mightyness of Duckman* All present must convert to Duckism!

Yay finally amirite?

Yay indeed (of course you are)

[Waves from on high].

BASK IN MY GLORY!!

I don't like you. I don't care about your pissy little drama and shitfits. And if this is another one, then fuck you. If you are serious, well, that's sad and pathetic and cowardly.

If you had any intestinal fortitude whatsoever, suicide would not even cross your mind.

Dammit, woman, I said BASK!!!

What if she is serious?

If she's serious, then I guess we won't be getting any more annoying threads / posts from her. If she's not, she'll come back, look like a twat and I can rip on her some more.

Win win, baby!

That's probably the funniest / coldest thing I've ever said.

What if she actually kills herself, then we are screwed for contributing. Find a joke in THAT. (and well, I don't doubt you will)

You said screwed :D :D :D !!!

But seriously, no mother fucker ever came onto the Interwebs and said they were gonna top 'emselves that actually did it. Especially some one like this mook. She just wants attention, and for people to feel sorry for her. I GAH-RAN-TEE you, she'll be looking at this thread 8th of February, disappointed that no-one really gave a shite, because like I said, she's chock full of shit.

If she is serious about suicide, then we are not the problem. It is never a reaction based solely on perceived external influences, merely that said person feels they are helpless to control or maintain. Their weakness, not our abrasion.

And contemplating it is a sign of weakness, a lack of coping ability, and ironically a complete and total self-centeredness which all things must revolve around- but don't.

Topless basking ensuing.

Sadly, I am still not alone. Until I promised nekkid pics, I never noticed how the man never fucking leaves the house. Maybe I need to buy him a hooker.

You fuckin' do, toots, JEEZ! I want your boyfriend to go away for an hour so you can take a photo of your breasts to show a stranger on the Internet!!!

Go To Sleep Duckie! Its 8 in the freakin' morning!

*marks on calender* Good luck on failing again. :D

Here's a merrier alternative: February 14th, buy a puppy.

Wrong.


Anyway, midless1- go to Washington, get as close to the White House as you can, and light yourself on fire. Make it mean something, man.

It's people like that that deserve to die. This is just considering the fact that they don't give their lives much more value than that. If people can throw their lives away at the whim of an internet site, then they may as well not have one anyways, as they can't seem to control it well enough. There's no help for that.

Nobody deserves to die just because you say so, mein fuhrer.

As for the original poster, I must join the clan (OF XYMOX ZOMG) of disbelievers who think this is a plea for attention.

If it's not, meh, what are we meant to do about it? They've already got their mindset, it seems, and since we don't actually know this person there's not much we can say to them to make them feel any better except "Hey, joo want cookie?"