The real Goth
 

If you changed all your black clothes and make up to nice bright colours you'd all be clowns

Clowns are more fun anyway.

Mimes > Clowns

HAHAHAA! You know, it's sometimes awesome to see how easy you can manipulate people with just a fishnet shirt. lulz.

I like clowns. They make me laugh.

I like that new commercial where the baby is talking into his webcam, and says he used his profits to hire a clown, but underestimated the "creepiness factor".
:D

So I'd be Krusty the Klown??

Can't I be Munkey from The Adicts!?!?
¡Viva La Revolution!
I already have the bowler hat!

You can be whatever you would like to be. ^_^

Neato!
I thought I was gonna have to get special permission from the corporate office! :D

Naah. They delegate such affairs to agents like myself. *dons dark shades*

Now, if you'll just sign this waver, we can help you on your way! ^_^

Mimes are so much cooler then clowns.

Especially a purple mime, eh?

If you're in want of a black pencil, I suppose.

Actually, there are a lot of people that are deathly afraid of clowns.

I think that would just make me a perky goth.... or a member of Switchblade Symphony.... or a raver... or "she forgot her meds today."

Here, have one of mine, I brought them with me today.

Also, if you grew a braincell and pulled the stick out of your ass, you'd be... well, not you.

I'm a troll, I have no braincells you fool

He's right....

Now that everything has been resolved, I guess it has been.

I was going to be a clown but only had a black pen

Are you calling cyber goths clowns? I've seen goths wearing enough make-up for 6 clowns...all that white face make-up.

But clowns scare me :'(

You sound like my little cousin. She loves carnivals, but when it comes to clowns she's terrified. But I think she just pretends to be terrified for attention.