Dearest duckman
 

I love you
and yada yada yada hearts hearts flowers and happyness.

Take me. Take me now.

Sweeeeeeet

*tugs on your sleeve* Broooooother... this is ruining the effect!

[Porks Graveyard Crow].

gregrhresh

Take me with you too! There is paradise between the creamy thighs of GC! xD

Adult nature here!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Thank god for Canadian low legal age of consent

You Is All Pregnant Nows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fine! *walks in wearing a business suit, carrying a brief case with important papers in it* Duckman! This is seriously ruining the effect!

Well, most of the time I imagine you're still underage, since I like it that way. But, a few years difference isn't so bad. I can dig it, if you can dig imagining that I'm a 60-something year old guy.

Can I call you daddy?

Oh yeah baby, you can even call me granddaddy if you like.

Only if I can be Uncle.

Post o' the day.

Can I be Little Sister? :D

Hell yes you guys can. I didn't know my sick urges will be so welcomed here. I feel like home!

You can be uncle, but seeing as age goes before beauty, I have first claim!

Incest is great :) !

It's a wholesome family activity

I is older than yoo!!!!!

Wait, how olds is yoo?

Of course it is, that's how we all supposedly got here! :D

(Adam and Eve - Their son did the dirty with a girl presumed to be his sister)

[Porks you some more].

ergrehrwhaaa

They knew how to roll!

Yeah, we'll all watch TV while tucked into one small bed.

Nuh uh! I'm GC's granddaddy while you're the uncle. So in our happy little family, I'm older. Muahahahaha!!!