Praise Nancy M. Johnson!!!
 

She brought ice cream to the masses!
For real.

Will she give me head?

That's be necrophilia.
But fuck you! this is a really really really serious thread.
Sort of like the Jesus Saves thread only we have patented evidence that we have to praise her for cookies n' cream.

No, some fat guy invented that flavor. I saw it on TV at three am last month.

But it was thanks to Nancy Johnson that made him possible to have the current cookies n' cream.
Sort of how mohammed thanks jesus and jesus thanks moses and moses thanks zoroaster.

There is no Zoroaster, there is only Zoule

There's no Zoroaster. There's no Zoule. There's no God. There's no Nancy M Johnson. There's no Jillian.
There's just you and a computer, and something that creates your perceptions when you get out of your home.

Life is all sensation, eh?

I'd better get to livin' on Duck.

There is Tha Duckman.

I hate cookies 'n' cream. Damn this woman.

I suppose if I felt any great connection or satisfaction from cookies 'n' cream flavored ice cream, I might actually care, regardless of what astronomically long strain of events caused its eventual conception.

Nothing is original. What matters is the core idea.

Yeah, douchebag. I think it was the Romans that invented cookies n' cream. And they stole it from those dirty picts! What do you think Hadrian's wall was all about? PROTECTING THE SWEET, SWEET ICED CREAM.

Jelly-tip is much better.

Not good on the ol' belly though.

Unless you're a hyper metabolic arsehole.

I still thoroughly enjoy the sensation of having jelly, chocolate and ice cream melt in my mouth and feel the various textures as they each melt at a different speed. Now that is a mouth-watering sensation.

Sensations.

I like rainbow sherbert. And French Vanilla.

But the ultimate bit of wonderfulness is Baskin Robbin's Love Potion #31

To quote: "A seasonal favorite. Cupid's White Chocolate and Raspberry ice creams swirled with a raspberry ribbon and loaded with raspberry-filled chocolate hearts and chocolate chips."

It is beautiful.

I love how everyone's actually talking about ice cream, as if that were the point of the thread.

What was the point?

G-net threads have points?

Jesus Christ, way to take it off topic.


I loves me Vermonty Python from the Lords and Saviors Ben and Jerry

I'm afraid that age has long since ended.

Man, I've been meaning to try that one (and the accompanying Python Ale) and Green Tea from Haagen Daaz but the mojo of Creme Brulee, Phish Food, Cinnamon Buns (B&J's) is just too much!

I'll gladly stan for Dreyer's Girl Scout cookie Samoas ice cream and Haagen Daaz's Sweet Cream and Honey and good ol' Strawberry. Can anybody tell I like ice cream?

And bless Jillian for bringing up some good history.

Gelato is superior in every way imaginable.

QFT !!! !