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Forum: Shill 12-31-2011, 05:36 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Forum: Shill 12-29-2011, 08:28 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Remember ... Robin died to save you. Remember ... Robin died to save you.

Forum: Shill 12-25-2011, 07:47 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger And yet we respect Batman more. Hmmmm? And yet we respect Batman more. Hmmmm?

Forum: Shill 11-23-2011, 12:34 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Why are you "naturally" doing that? Why are you "naturally" doing that?

Forum: Shill 11-17-2011, 12:52 PM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Pothead, You believe your god is... Pothead, You believe your god is responsible for creating us? Is he responsible for creating us with this genetically transmitted venalreal disease called "original sin" that we must all beg him...

Forum: Shill 11-03-2011, 01:12 PM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Can I accept Jesus as my pizza delivery man? Or... Can I accept Jesus as my pizza delivery man? Or as my shoeshine boy?

Forum: Shill 10-20-2011, 06:20 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger I WILL accept Jesus as my personal servant, and... I WILL accept Jesus as my personal servant, and LOL!!!!

Forum: Shill 10-09-2011, 09:09 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Listen, I'm a little busy selling my sister (and... Listen, I'm a little busy selling my sister (and every other female I know) into slavery - there's a nice, tidy profit to be had from that. Next, while I'm counting my money, I think I'll be able to...

Forum: Shill 10-09-2011, 03:41 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger You now stand on a very slippery slope. Very... You now stand on a very slippery slope. Very few biblical scholars believe the ENTIRE bible is actually factual. Do you believe that every football player and all who work a job on Sunday are...

Forum: Shill 10-08-2011, 08:19 PM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger I'm not hailing Satan. I'm praising the god of... I'm not hailing Satan. I'm praising the god of fornication. Jesus' pop gives a fuck ... or many fucks! I want more of that action Lot got, long before his wife was turned into a pillar of salt! ...

Forum: Shill 10-08-2011, 05:58 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger . That's right people, Jesus is starting his... . That's right people, Jesus is starting his comeback tour! Witness this zombified Jewish carpenter rise from the dead again and denounce the rumors that he is part of a plan, a ninth plan hatched...

Forum: Shill 10-06-2011, 08:51 PM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger ... and because pothead is the voice and will of... ... and because pothead is the voice and will of god. OH MY GOODNESS! pothead IS GOD'S SOCK PUPPET!!!!

Forum: Shill 10-06-2011, 05:32 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Not me! I just find that parts of it get you much... Not me! I just find that parts of it get you much higher ... like Leviticus, Judah and Song of Solomon. Yep, the raunchy parts of the bible get you higher. And Genesis is particularly good...

Forum: Shill 10-05-2011, 02:26 AM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to... Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you. pothead, this hit's for you! :D

Forum: Shill 10-03-2011, 09:33 PM

Replies: 551 Will you accept Jesus as your savior, and Lord?????? Views: 264,514 Posted By Ben Lahnger It's been proven to be a highly inaccurate,... It's been proven to be a highly inaccurate, largely apocryphal "history" book, contributed to by dozens of non-source-checked human writers over an extended period of time, then edited and translated...

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