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Old 02-21-2006, 03:02 PM   #133
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Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
Of course Beowulf! The lead singer of Nickleback is overloard of the SheepApes & is secretly breeding to try & brain wash people into listening to their mating cries & eventually they shall find mates or "obsessive Nickleback/Darkness groupies" who are actually hypnotised by Nickleback guy's beardy-ness & Justin's buck teeth. It's that simple. Oh & they thrive on hideous outfits, so be careful what you wear.

She_Is_My_Sin, You Rawk!,

Lets hope they dont reproduce, the result would be a hideous sight to much to take, even the Toxic Avenger would run away screaming . As for the hideous outfits, they are not outfits, its the multiple layers of leprous epidermis, the lurid colour schemes are used to attract mates, or blend in to their surroundings in order to scare passers by with its shrill cacophony of screeches.

The only way to cure the afflicted tortured masses, who have been brainwashed, is to capture the SheepApes and put them into sound proof vacaums, where they are rendered harmless.

Who volunteers to save humanity from this shrieking menace ?.
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