[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

While I have neither a foot nor wart fetish, I am impressed at it's beauty. It's now legal beauty.

Gotta go with Loy in that if I ever do have an issue with PDA it's pure jealousy. It's like they are rubbing in your face, either by holding hands or cleaning their privates in public. Dogs and their butt-sniffing, they are mocking the lonely I say.

Yeah so speaking of which EMP ( EPS ) : I let Manimal know that I am putting my future love life in your capable hands from here on out. It will be a tough job no doubt, but I am sure this town is filled with nice single blind girls with little to no expectations, I just can't seem to find them. I know you have to move in first and stuff (of which I volunteer my services) but right after that, before you get the cable hooked-up or anything else, there is the matter of my broken heart.

And to help matters I will take up showering. Yes, I am willing to make sacrifices...

O0o0o0o0 Showering too???


Dayum!!

Some lucky girl is going to snatch you right up!!

*Hee*

But seriously, If I dont climb a tower and start picking off rednecks in TOTAL FRUSTRATION before I get out of this shithole and make it there, then I promise to devote my time and last functional ovary to finding you the perfect chic or blow-up doll..

:shock:

To ensure anti-thread jacking devices are in place:

Ladies, Kilyu's fetishes include evil black thigh high leather boots, Sandalwood Oil rubdowns and watching his lady dance..

The last girl he dated built a shrine to him in her living room..

Kinda creepy but she's seeking help..

There should prolly be a 12 step program..

Manimal and I have final pick though..

And I think we have exquisite taste, so never fear...

:twisted: