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Originally Posted by SuicideJade
ok.. if you say it was a coming of age film Tstone.. then fine by me.. have at it..
when i saw it on the tv guide it said it was a horror flick.. i thought i had great luck in finding it .. seeing as if not i would have been subjected to something my boyfriend would have picked..(i.e. Ernest Goes to Africa or dumb and dumberer)
flash forward an hour later...
the story is progressing as snail's pace and i find myself wondering when i'm gonna get what i watched it for..( which was a scary killer beast i thought) i never got it.. i only got the GIANT PLASTIC DEER MAN!!!!!
it was weird..
i didn't think it really had a story.. kinda like one of those $2 softcore porn movies on cinemax.. there's a story there but you just don't know what it is or why it's even there..
it's going in that category of movies i'll never be wasting my time on again..
i already came of age 
i don't mean to sound mean.. i really thought the movie was funny...
ijust don't think that the story was told as well as it should have been..
it's an acquired taste like gooseliver pate`...
ok.. i'm done sounding like a freak now.. |
Genius. Pure fucking genius. You nailed it on the head. It's like the movie studio had to keep reminding the director it was a horror movie!
Studio Exec: Uh Larry, I know this is your baby, but where is the monster?
Larry Fessenden: A what?
Studio Exec: Monster. You said this was a horror movie.
Larry Fessenden: Listen., I am trying to set this shot up. It's important to the movie.
Studio Exec: They are cleaning up after dinner, how is that scary?
Larry Fessenden: If I want a fifteen minute scene of them cleaning THE FUCKING COUNTER AFTER DINNER, THEN I'M GONNA FILM THEM CLEANING THE FUCKING COUTNER AFTER DINNER! Besides, I already shot the monster.
Studio Exec: You mean when you put antlers on that guy from catering services?
Larry Fessenden: Yes.
Studio Exec: So...the movie you're supposed to make after this about the Jersey Devil...
Larry Fessenden: ...is about a middle aged couple dealing with their fading passion.
Studio Exec: I hate you.