[NyQuil of Doom]

I'm kind of a ruler shape, so I couldn't get pants that fit at the natural waistline and have them look right even if I wanted to; they'd either be too tight in the waist, too baggy in the ass, or both.

I can wear a 3 or 5 in most lower rise pants though, depending on who makes them... not sure about any of the ones at Hot Topic since the only clothes I've ever bought there have been tops. (small or medium in the girls' tops depending on the top, small in the guys' T-shirts, if you were curious.)