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Strange Sexuality that arrives in my email
First up, I receive email spam (particularly in my hotmail account for some reason - thank you very much MSN) all the time for male enhancement products. They obviously don't know who they are talking to! 0-o
Anyway, I got this one today and laughed my ass off:
Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).
Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock.
Don’t worry, the sounds of your satisfaction from having sex with our new Soft Cialis Tabs
will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
Yeah, I've been itching to try that brick thing. WTF? And yes, my primary goal in any sexual encounter is to wake up the neighbors. Her or my pleasure come secondary. Och, what a joke.
And then there was this cum-on personal-ad sex-site spam:
OhhJackie
I'm a Cock-craving Gangbang Slut and Cum Dumpster. A piece of Fuckmeat with a NEED to be USED. HA!
Yech! Just reading that made me feel dirty! Are there actually guys out there that think that's attractive?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-27-2006 at 09:00 AM.
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