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Kali, if I was you, for the rest of my life that would be the explanation every time they complained about anything you did.
"Why on earth did you color your hair that color?"
"Well, you remember that time when you made me watch 'Species'?"
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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