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BLASPHEMER! IT IS THE CHICKEN THAT IS OUR ENEMY! Read the predictions of fatty!
In the year 2020 the chickens will be splashed with nuclear waste thus ushering an age where the chickens rule all.The mystical turkeys COME TO THE PAST TO STOP THE DISASTER ONLY TO PUT POPCORN IN FATTIE MCFATFATS ASS.IN A RAGE HE SENDS HIS ASS MINIONS TO DESTROY THE METROPOLIS!THE CHICKENS COME TO THE PAST AS WELL TO STOP THE TURKEYS AND ENHANCE THEIR FAT JUICES.......THE CHICKENS MEDITATED AND DEVELOPED THEIR TELEKINESIS AND GO TO THE FUTURE...THEY ARE.........THE PSYCHIC CHICKENS DOOM AND PARANORMALITY!THEY SAT AND ATE CHIPS AS THEY POOPED LIKE THEVE NEVER POOPED BEFORE AND......IN THE YEAR 2020 WHERE THE CHICKENS RULE ALL..........THEY MAKE COWS STOP MOO-ING AND MAKE THEM HOWL.AND MAKES WOLVES MOO AND NOT HOWL.THE COWS BECOME ZOMBIES AND FEAST ON THE FIRST CHICKEN BRAIN.THE CHICKEN KING....MEAT-I-FYER THE III IN A RAGE FOR A DEAD CHICKEN STARTS THE WAR....THE WAR CALLED.......THE CHICKEN AND COW REVOLUTION......THE COWS FLY AND LUNGE IN THE AIR BODY SLAMMING CHICKENS........FINNALY.......THE TURKEYS RELEASE THE SASAUGES OF GLOOM AND DOOM ON FATTIE MCFATFATS ARMPITS........CREATING AN APOCALYPSE OF SWEAT GLANDY PROPORTIONS!
Scary huh?
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