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Originally Posted by roserougesang
Your feet grow narrower but your stomach swells up to an enormous size, unbalancing you.
I wish my cat would stop shedding everywhere.
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Granted. Your cat will now collect its little bundles of fur and shove them in your mouth as you sleep, so that when you awake, coughing, it will stand over you will its little paws on its little feline hips, saying "Ha, now you know what it feels like!"
I wish I liked apples.