[TheKorovaMilkbar]

You're trying too hard, Nuksaa, and it is painfully apparent. Your pathetic penis jokes reek of middle-school. Hell, you can't even use a connotation correctly.

My reference to TStone was out of fun, since I have been here long enough to make a joke with the comradery between all of us. You didn't really pay attention to his post, which is sadly apparent (and shows that your so-called "analysis" was nothing short of bullshit). If he had wanted to, TStone could have made me cringe with his post. He was simply poking fun at me, nothing more. He is an accomplished writer, so I knew that he wasn't really being serious. But I'll pray your naiveté was due only to the fact that you haven't been here for jack-shit worth of time.

Now we move on to the parenthesis...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK PARENTHESIS ARE FOR?!?!

Parenthesis are a sidebar of sorts indicating something independant to, or expanding on the original context. This means this was out of context for the GAME. That's right. Game. I was simply stating to my comrades that this is still just a game. I've been here for a great length of time. I know a few of these people very well, and seeing as how writing is fun to us (as well as burning), then I thought I'd make a thread where our fellow writers or literature enthusiasts could stretch their writing muscles so to speak. It's good practice, immitating the same method as improv when it comes to stand-up comedy. It helps teach one to be quick witted as well. But no, you could understand that. You saw that as your only methods to really attack me. You lacked the knowledge to use anything else against me, and went for my so called "weakness". But guess what?... It wasn't.

So to summarize what I just told you, since you seem to be slow and in need of repeated instruction....

1. Learn to type

2. Learn to burn

3. Eat shit and die.


Have a glorious day...