You wake up one day with a very large headache. You have run out of panadol, or whatever pain-killers you take, so you decide to go find some. As you cross the road to get to the dairy on the otherside, a bunch of punks drive out of nowhere and, as they are seriously high on some type of hallucinogen, don't see you until they hit you. You are bowled over, and go flying into a tree, yet you a re still alive. When the punks see this, they go crazy and try to drive away. You run into the middle of thje road and swing you fist as the car, to find that it is instantaneously indented into the tarceal. Wow, you think, and pinch yourself. Yep, this aint a dream, you have woken up and discovered that you are now miraculously invincible. Maybe it was a good thing you ate that kryptonite curry that the creepy-looking guy, who constantly hangs out in the parking lot near your closest shopping complex. After several attempts to drown yourself, you realise that you are immortal as well
Immediately you begin a conquest for world domination, as most immortal and invincible people do. You get followers, and enemies, but none can withstand your might and you attack your enemies ferociously. Then, once the whole of america is under your control, you set your sights on The rest of the american continent. But, the mexicans were expecting this, and they lay a trap for you. When you cross the border, they fire enough tranquillisers at you to take down 30 bull Elephants, and you eventually pass out. When you wake up, you are in a spaceship, heading for Mars. Knowing they couldn't kill you, they put you on a rocket and thought you'd have fun wandering all alone on Mars for the future millenia. Have fun with the Martians!
I wish i could travel overseas and see the world.