< was not beaten to post by ^. < actually does like gardening, and when < is off and living in <'s own house, < will have a lovely rose garden to take care of.
< has never gone snorkeling, and can't even swim. < hopes to remedy this soon, as < is sure if < doesn't, < will drown horribly sometime in the near future. Either that, or < will miss out on seeing all the underwater life that ^ enjoyed.
< will know if < ever angers ^^, because something heavy will fall upon < . . .