< has never been on a plane before, among many things that < has never done. That won't be the case forever though.
< waves sparkly things in front of ^. Will ^ do anything about that?
^ is a *super-awesome-sexy-ferret-of-doom*, so < will whip out <'s *super-awesome-sexy-ferret-of-doom* points and give ^ 539 of them.
< begins singing softly under <'s breath.
V harbors a secret desire to fly.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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