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Old 07-21-2006, 12:53 PM   #3073
Don't Look Behind You
 
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I---hate----all----doctors! (no offence).

The dentist said to me with a nice smile, "o don't worry, it's not gonna hurt, it's just a cleaning" and then she started boaring in my gums so that I could almost feel pieces of meat being ripped off. I started suspecting that this was no woman, but a saw.

Then she told me "Just rince out your mouth, dear". The water I spit out was dark red. Since I was at this monster's murcy (we were completely alone), I just smiled widely and said, "Hmmm...my mouth must be terribly dirty, huh?"
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