Uhm...
1) Was the richest person on WoW(Draenor server) for 2 months.
2) Best Scent Sword/Fast Blader on Conquer Online Ruby server.
3) Made the ARMAX code to control Mickey for the whole game in KH2.
4) Made the ARMAX code to control Aaron for the whole game in KH2.
5) Pirated DSL internet. Mom made me stop using it because I'll get caught and she'll get sued. >_>
6) Never got passed 2nd Disc on FF7.
7) Beat Tales of Symphonia in 4-5 hours. I don't remember.
8) DoSed
www.gunzonline.com Forums...They're still probably down.
9) DoSed Albatross18.
10) DoSed Ragnarok Online Servers.
There's more, I am just too hungry to remember the rest of them.. It's 11:24am I still didn't eat breakfast.
Oh and 11) Self taught myself how to DoS people thru MSN Messenger.
heh.