I like Google. Google is your friend.
So like.
I'm supposed to put some stuff about me eh?
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
-Uh. Not much really. I'm more focusing on school, getting through classes, etc. Most of the time I'm just messing with my computer. Taking it apart. Rebuilding it. Taking it apart again. Snapping little pieces which shouldn't have been snapped, and trying to glue them back together. Which doesn't really work.
2. Who is your favorite author?
-Dan Brown was, because of Digital Fortress, which was just a sexy book. I mean, bigass computer exploding? What more could a man ask for?
But now that I've gotten into Paradise Lost... I can't put it down.
Well. I can. And I am. But I don't want to.
3. What are your favorite films?
-Equilibrium. That movie was awesome.
And any movie with a forest in it. Because I <3 forests. They're sexy.
And then, I'm sure there are alot of other movies.
But I'm fine.
4. What music do you want played at your wedding?
-"
Dennis Leary's I'm An Asshole"
5. At your funeral?
-Some random piece of rap. Start out with some sad version of Taps, and as soon as they're about to lower me into the grave, unannounced to the attendes, "
I got a tech nine now his smokin ass is mine", blares out. Either that, or something like Burn The Priest's Bloodletting. I mean. Just that pure screaming that only metalheads can even remotely understand.
6. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
-Very quickly.
Like, gunshot.
Gunshot sounds good. And not one of those pussy calibers either. I want to be shot by a real bullet. A nice 7.62, right to the head. That way, I can say I died, with a cool bullet. And the guy better shoot good too. No shitty job either. I want it to be a nice clean shot. My corpse need's to look good.
7. What kind of casket would you want?
-
A cheap one. (It's a 30 minute video. Have fun.)
8. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
-Camouflage. Because it's really sexy. And comfortable. Unless you have to be all snappy and look nice and neat. In which case I've heard it's uncomfortable. But just laying around the house. It's comfy. And sexy. And has a ton of pockets. I mean. Pockets are useful.
9. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
-I left?
10. What's your favorite band?
Dark Tranquility.
Why? They just sound sexy. I mean. Even the name sounds sexy.
And then, "Format C: For Cortex"? That's a sexy song name.
And a sexy song too.
They're just sexy. I love that word. Sexy is a sexy word.
11. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
-Highschool. I'm trying to get out of it though. But appearantly, you need to spend the full 12 years. Which I dislike. So, I'm looking for a way to like, jump ahead of this. I'm looking for a computer science major. Perferably in cryptology.
12. Why did you join?
-I don't know. I blame Google. Well. I can't blame Google. Because Google is God. Like Wikipedia and Slashdot. You do not angry Google. You won't like Google when it's angry.
13. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
-Uh. I'm supposedly male. But I'm not sure. Because. Well. I have this thing, where, like, my mind, makes me believe, that I'm actually female, and that I'm like all other females, and that all males, are actually females, and they're just not telling me. Or that, I'm actually the only one with a gender. And everyone else are robots. Which would be scary. So. I think I'm male.
So. Male.
Unless there's something you all, and you know how you are, you sons... or daughters I suppose, of bitches, need to tell me.
So like.
Yeah.
That's me.
Or maybe it's not. Maybe I'm just a figment of my imagination?
Which would beg the question,
why are
you having
my imagination.