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Old 09-28-2006, 01:47 AM   #3183
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Originally Posted by BlackButterfly
Wha... are you serious?!? Lock the toilets? What kind of punishment is that?

::dons spectacles and affects stuffy principal voice::
"Whosoever transgresseth against the rules and regulations of this esteemed educational institution shall be denied the right to go potty!"

OK, a bit over the top... but seriously, what the hell?!?
Even the senior students' pupil council couldn't get the headmistress to unlock the toilets. Her explanations varied; they were "closed due to vandalism" (but the toilets are never vandalised past the odd "Debbie 4 Steven" in biro on the stall doors), "closed due to bullying", "closed due to smokers smoking in them", "closed to stop smokers from deciding to smoke in them", "closed because people eat contraband in them", "closed due to girls undressing in them", etc... This new headteacher came in after Christmas last year when our old headmaster retired, and suddenly the toilets were inaccessable 90% of the time.

I just think she's a sadistic bitch. Last year (in fifth year, or year 12 for you english people) she gave me a huge row because I was carrying a 500ml bottle of Pepsi across the playground at lunchtime, and made me put it in my pocket (as I wasn't wearing my bag at the time). o_O Then she gave me my second lecture of the week about how my black shirt wasn't school uniform.

Oh how I'm glad to be a college student now.
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