Indeed. Release some tension m'dear.
I had diarrhoea (not sure if that's spelt correctly) today (sorry for the information by the way) & my English teacher wouldn't let me go to the damned toilets for half an hour.
That meant half an hour of excruciating stomach pains & trying to hold in...'gas'. He told me 'I can feel your pain'. Bollocks.
Also, on my way home when I was crossing the road, I looked both ways. No cars. So I cross. Except this crazy brat comes swerving around the corner all of a sudden, in the middle of the road & screeching his head off & laughing at my reaction.
I don't want to sound like an evil cow, but I hope some motorist taught him a little lesson.
Ok, rant over.
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