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Originally Posted by unedifying
Unless I misunderstood, I thought the word practise was being used not in the context of, say, 'being in the medical practise' but 'practising riding a bike.'
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Maybe you practice goth by sacrificing teddy bears a few times to make sure you know how to slaughter small pets?
Because, you know, real goths sacrifice small pets to the Almighty Satan. And also they eat babies. I wonder how you practice eating babies? As a real goth, I never had to practice, I just inherently knew. Maybe you're supposed to eat gummy babies, or something. But I don't think they make those in black, and a real goth would never be seen with something as colorful as gummy babies. So I guess that's not it.
Oh, and real goths call thimselves Satanists because they worship Satan. None of that LaVeyan stuff for us, we just worship pure evil, right, guys?
I know all of this, of course, because I'm a True Goth, and True Goths know everything about Gothicness.