10-15-2006, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Originally Posted by Rosie
How do you "Practice" being Goth? Do you stand in front of the mirror making scary faces all night?
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Actually, we had some theories...
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Originally Posted by DarkHeartedDemoness
Maybe you practice goth by sacrificing teddy bears a few times to make sure you know how to slaughter small pets?
Because, you know, real goths sacrifice small pets to the Almighty Satan. And also they eat babies. I wonder how you practice eating babies? As a real goth, I never had to practice, I just inherently knew. Maybe you're supposed to eat gummy babies, or something. But I don't think they make those in black, and a real goth would never be seen with something as colorful as gummy babies. So I guess that's not it.
Oh, and real goths call thimselves Satanists because they worship Satan. None of that LaVeyan stuff for us, we just worship pure evil, right, guys?
I know all of this, of course, because I'm a True Goth, and True Goths know everything about Gothicness.
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What do you think? Do you concur, or do you have additions that I might have missed?
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